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CHAPTER SIXTEEN
WITH FRIENDS
LIKE YOU . . .
Let
me tell you, help like this I didn't need.
The
glare of the sun seared my eyes and blistered my skin. And now the earth disappeared, replaced by a
mile or two of fall.
"I
would have been better off up there," I groaned.
[Doubtful. Don't
worry. I've done this before. The ocean's below us.]
"Great."
Hell,
maybe we'd survive. I had to hand it to Wolfie -- he was trying to shield me from the sun even in
free-fall.
[Kristine!] He could "shout" when he wanted to;
my skull rang with his call. [Garth! Duna! We have
escaped! Retreat! Return to the Castle!]
I
heard the roar of the sea. Oh, boy. I grabbed a couple handfuls of Man-Wolf fur.
BWOOOOSH!
Now a
muscular arm squeezed my neck like a giant nutcracker. Wolfie towed me
with one arm and swam with the other. I
got to admit, he made good time. I heard
breakers on a beach, then he hauled me from the water.
[Hold
on,
Finally
he slogged ashore and propped me up against a tree -- in the shade. Someone turned the oven from Broil to merely
Defrost.
De . . . Frost . . .
The
white-furred werewolf hunkered down before me, his pointy ears folded back.
[Is
there anything I can do,
There
was only one thing that would put the rosy shine back in my cheeks. I didn't want to say it, but I was about as
useful as a pile of compost without:
"Blood
. . ."
For a
second, the Man-Wolf looked surprised.
Then he gritted his pearly whites.
[Wait
here.]
A few
minutes later, I heard a monkey-like screech in the jungle behind me.
#
"Mr.
King, please help me," says the little woman, skittish as a doe, pretty as
a porcelain doll. "This Mr. Frost
-- he's up to no good!"
"No
sweat, Babe," I say back, the big, bad, tough detective, my chest [and
head] swelling wider by the moment.
"Ol' Uncle Hannibal will have your
husband back before Howdy Doody time."
A cinematic cut to a dark, deserted warehouse. I shouldn't have brought the little doe-woman
there. But who else would see the
private dick in action, otherwise?
I
find crates of medical supplies. Mrs.
Lawrence said this Deacon Frost had been ordering some sort of gene detector
her husband's company built. Sounds like
a mad doc of some kind. I'd run across
the type before: think they're the new
Frankenstein or Doom.
Fast-Forward: The bad guy leaps out of the darkness. He hisses like a
alley cat, has the long white hair and beard of Santa, a green
I
want to get up, take him apart for the pain that starts in my head and grows
like kudzu through my body. But there
seems to be nothing left of me but eyes staring up out of the cement. The Satan/Santa lifts Mrs. Lawrence like a
little girl to sit on his knee. He holds
her head close to his mouth, and it looks like Santa is going to whisper a
secret in her ear. Then Satan Claus rips
half her neck away with white shark teeth.
No,
that doesn't happen. Hannibal King,
hard-boiled dick, the great detective, could teach Bogart a thing or three, he always comes out on top, the women swoon in their
gratitude. The bad guy gets it, not the
little doe-like woman who's begged for my help.
I don't take a nap while someone bites her head off.
The
darkness spins. Burning eyes glare down
at me.
".
. . experimenting," says Deacon Frost in
medias res. "I never was one to
stand on my laurels. This quasi-living
state has many advantages, but I've worked for a century on improving
vampirism."
I
groan and try to rise, but I'm strapped to a table. An IV filled with -- something --
drips into my arm.
"The
deterioration due to the sun's rays -- Ultraviolet II, to be specific -- that
needs work," continues the white-haired vamp. Glass beakers and Pyrex tubes rattle. "Of course, I cannot experiment on
myself, and risk my genius being destroyed, thus the necessity of bestowing the
gift unto lesser specimens -- such as yourself."
The
drip, it's a pale, yellow, thick liquid like corn oil. Drip, drip, drip, like
Chinese water torture. Each drop
is like salt on my lips. I get thirstier
and thirstier. But not
for water. I lick my lips and cut
my tongue on fangs. My vision
blurs. The shaggy white face draws
close.
"How
are you doing?" he asks, as if genuinely concerned. "How are you doing?"
#
I
blinked and started at the white form wavering over me. I swung and hit something hard and bony. A hand like living iron grabbed my wrist.
[
The
white thing was Jameson.
"Oh. Sorry," I groaned.
The
Man-Wolf rubbed his long jaw.
[That
punch would have shattered a normal man's face.
Even I could have done without it.]
"I
was delirious," I said.
Jameson
had returned with a tiger-striped creature like a long, skinny boar. He handed its limp form to me. Its neck was broken.
I'll
skip the next few minutes. Suffice to
say I could stand on my own two feet again -- in the shade.
I
heard the flap of leathery wings.
Colonel Jameson stepped to the edge of the trees, where the beach began,
and I crept up as close as I dared. The
skeleton-men were returning to Tyrk's castle in the
clouds.
[The Realmites must have withdrawn. Thank God.]
"Maybe
we ought to withdraw as well, before they come looking for us," I
suggested, nodding toward the castle.
The
Man-Wolf's head drooped.
[I
doubt they'd even bother.]
"What?"
The
white lycanthrope glanced at me sadly.
[Tyrk doesn't need me, this time. Before, his only hope to conquer the Realm
was to get the Moongem. Now his power exceeds mine. Greatly. He'd like revenge, I'm sure, but I am
otherwise unimportant. He may even
prefer that I escape, so that I can watch the Realm crumble before my eyes.]
Colonel
Jameson turned back to the trees, droopy-eared.
[Maybe
Tyrk was right.
I am a failure, as god, man, hero -- everything.]
I
frowned.
"Okay
-- so now, you're David, and hhe's Goliath. That's the way it's supposed to be. Just means he's going to fall harder, this
time."
The
Man-Wolf groaned as he slipped through the vines.
[I
wish I could share your optimism,
"I
know from personal experience that the most powerful s.o.b.
in the universe can be defeated by the little guy," I insisted. "When Dr. Strange 'n' the rest of us
confronted Dracula, he was well on his way to playing God."
Colonel
J gave me a quizzical, cock-eared look.
[Dracula?]
We started
off through the woods as I explained:
yes, there was a Dracula, Lord of Vampires. With the use of a magic tome called The Darkhold, Drac had increased
his powers geometrically until he was wiping the floor with whole groups of superguys, and he made himself invulnerable to sunlight,
crosses, stakes, and the like.
"By
the time we reached his castle in
Wolfie pressed some leafy branches out of our way.
[Good
words, King. Unfortunately we don't have
a Montesi Formula for Tyrk.]
We
slogged along for a few minutes. I
noticed some big cicada-looking bugs alighting on the Man-Wolf's whip-scarred
back.
"Looks
like I'm not the only bloodsucker around here," I remarked.
[What
-- @!#?!$]
Wolfie slapped at the big bugs. Blood trickled through his fur again.
"You're
a mess," I observed.
Jameson
snorted. [Have you looked in a
mirror, lately?]
I
just stared at him. It took him a moment
to catch on.
[Vampire. Mirror. Yeah.]
He
let out a bark of a laugh, and hell, I did too.
Wolfie slapped a hairy paw over his eyes.
[I
should be on the brink of despair, but I'm laughing like an idiot.]
"We
comedy reliefs have that effect on people."
Wolfie removed his hand from his eyes. His look was more knowing.
[It's
time all the little people pooled their resources. I've heard Lambert mention "old
texts." Maybe there is some
information we can use against Tyrk. Maybe records of the
ancient technology.]
"Now
you're talking," I said.
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
A GATHERING OF EAGLES
Wolfie claimed to have a innate
sense of direction. I took his word for
it. I spent my time dodging pools of
sunlight.
We
reached the edge of the trees before nightfall.
The Man-Wolf pointed out some distant flying figures. A few Realmites
were searching for us.
Wolfie cupped his hands around his muzzle. I stuck my fingers in my ears as he howled.
The
sun finally disappeared by the time the dragons came in for a landing. I was able to hobble along with Colonel J to
meet their riders.
The
first figure to disembark tossed aside what looked like an iron wolf's head and
charged Man-Wolf, crashing right into him.
It was Mrs. J, in some sort of steel-gray Spandex armor. She hugged Wolfie
and gave him a smooch right on the muzzle.
"John! Dear God, what did they do to you?"
She
ran her hands through his fur, feeling the welts and scars.
"These
look like -- a whip . . ."
Wolfie's clawed hands and hairy arms did not look very
gentle, but he cradled Kristine like a big teddy bear.
[It's
all right, Kristine. I've almost
healed.]
"It
still happened, John. It'll happen again
and again, whether we're here or on earth, as long as Tyrk
exists. That's true, isn't it?"
The
Man-Wolf seemed taken aback at Kristine's observation.
[Yes
-- yes, I'm afraid that's true, my love..]
Kristine
smiled, a little smile accompanied by tears.
She glanced at the other dragon-jockeys, among whom
were Duna and Gorjoon.
"I've
done a lot of thinking, John. Seeing you
like this makes me nearly reconsider --"
She
shook her head.
"No,
he'd always be out there . . . John, I think we
should stay here."
Wolfie pulled away and stared down his snout at her.
[Stay
here? You mean, permanently?]
Kristine
looked wistful.
"Believe
me, it's taken me years to reach this point. I realized how selfish I'd been. The Realm might have been a paradise by now,
if I hadn't dragged you back to Earth."
[I
don't know what to say, Kris. Except
that I've been thinking along the same lines, even after Tyrk
wiped the floor with me. I belong here.]
The
barbarian Gorjoon stepped up, leading his winged
lizard by the reins.
"Fi-nally!"
Duna appeared as well, dressed in some Dragonriders
of Pern tunic for a change. She had eyes for me instead of her furry
savior. She smiled,
a sort of amused grin.
"I'm
glad you escaped,
"I
didn't mean to ignore you, Mr. King," Mrs. J added. "I was just so worried about John . .
."
I
raised my hand.
"No
need to apologize, Mrs. J. I've learned
not to stand in the way of True Love -- it's a good way to get clobbered."
The
Man-Wolf, a shaggy arm around Kristine, turned to the half-dozen Dragoneers.
[My
friends, though you have just landed, I must ask you to remount. We have much plotting to do at the Castle of
the Wolf.]
#
I
flew behind Duna again. I glanced back to make sure no goons were
following, and I let out a gasp.
"Hey! The castle's gone!"
Duna looked over her shoulder.
"It
is shielded, Hannibal King. That is how
he remained hidden from us. But we will
remember where he is."
We
flew on in silence. I was in an
enjoyable position, scooted right up to the warrior-woman's shapely torso, but
I was too worried to notice. Tyrk had beat the crap out of the
Man-Wolf, and he was the most powerful weapon the Realmites
had.
We
flew for hours, following the coastline.
Finally Duna looked back at me.
"
I
hated to bring down morale, but she deserved the truth -- and the Man-Wolf's
whip-scars were pretty obvious. I filled
her in on what had gone down since we left on our ill-fated recon flight.
"Tyrk defeated Stargod in
battle?" she asked eventually.
"Well
-- not to end on a downbeat, but . . . tthe Man-Wolf isn't Stargod. Not any more."
"So
he keeps saying," murmured Duna. "What frightens me is,
I'm beginning to believe him."
#
Our
second arrival at the Wolf Castle was considerably more subdued. There were few Realmites
around to greet us, and they mainly took care of the dragons.
Wolfie wasted no time but ordered all the important people
to meet him in the "Hall of Records."
He and Krista vanished with a crowd of pages into the depths of the
hold.
I had
recovered from my bad case of sunburn, and I followed Duna
to the Hall. Here I found plenty of
books and scrolls and maps, and a large, shimmering oval standing in the
corner.
"Hey!"
I blurted. "That's -- that's a
--"
"A
portal, Hannibal King," finished a voice.
Duna and I turned to see the handless old man,
Lambert. He stepped out of a
library-type aisle, followed by a kid with an armload of books.
"I
fear it would do you little good, 'detective'," continued the wizard. "This Portal opens onto your earth's
single moon -- a barren, airless rock."
"Yeah,
guess it'd still be an expensive cab-ride back to the island," I agreed.
Lambert
motioned to the page with his metal-encased stumps, and the kid spread out
several old tomes on a long table.
"
"Sorry,"
I apologized. "You get a little
cynical over the years, meeting all the malcontents of the underworld -- and
the undead."
I
scanned a wrinkly, cracked scroll.
Colonel J may have bestowed everyone in the Realm with the knowledge of
English, but I still couldn't make out the chicken-scratch of their written
language.
"How
much do you know of the Realm, Mr. King?" asked the wizard.
I
grimaced.
"Next
to nothing, I'm afraid. Things have been
so hectic, I haven't had time to soak in the local
color. Maybe you should fill me in on
this whole Stargod/Other Realm/Tyrk
bit."
[Indeed,
Lambert,] came Wolfie's mental voice. [I think we could all do with a history
lesson.]
Man-Wolf
arrived in a new set of duds, a black cuirass with a black cape. Kristine wore a less somber dress of dark
green. Garth, Gorjoon,
and others brought up the rear.
Lambert
smiled and indicated Duna.
"Such
a task should fall to Duna. She is a master storyteller, so I'm told, when she tends the Hall of Children."
I
looked at my purple-haired friend in surprise.
She blushed. I found it difficult
to envision her as a babysitter.
[Yes,
Duna,] coaxed Wolfie. [It would please us all to hear you speak of
the beginnings of the Other Realm.]
"Very
well, my Lord," said the Amazon. Nervously? Again, hard to believe.
She
glanced at me as the Jamesons and the Realmites seated themselves at a long, U-shaped table. I smiled without the fangs. She stepped out in the middle of the chamber
as I found my own chair, then she started:
"We
of the Other Realm have always known that our beginning was not the
Beginning; that is not for mortals to know.
Ours was not the first world, or the largest, or the most beautiful --
though we often act as if it were.
"Before
the Other Realm came the First Realm -- the Universe -- the cosmos from which
you, my Lord, and you, my Lady --"
She
flashed me a quick grin.
"--
And you, my General, have come. In those
First Times Stargod was only a minor being, an ant
among colossi; many and capricious were the Gods and Powers of the Cosmos, and
great was their wrath when angered. And
long was the suffering of the peoples of the Universe.
"Then
one day the being who would be Stargod hit upon a
plan. He stole a fetish of power from
one deity, and siphoned a tiny pinch of magic from another, and discovered the
hiding-place of another's soul-stone.
"And
as a man might collect a cobble here, and a stone there, and eventually build a
keep, so did Stargod add to his strength. As the nith
bug flies and bites and departs without awakening its victim, so were the
Powers and Gods tapped without their knowledge.
"Finally,
the skittering nith bug revealed himself to
be, in truth, a mighty hurragh. He left the Cosmos to seek the Other Realm,
for he knew, did he found his kingdom in the known Universe, the jealous Powers
would destroy his people and his cities to spite him.
"In
the Other Realm, Stargod built Portals, and from the
Cosmos he plucked peoples and beasts that pleased him, to populate his
world. And he slept for an eon, while
they grew and multiplied; and when he awoke he found that the animals had
spread through the jungles and that the people had built cities. And Stargod wished
to appear in a form appropriate to his nature, and to the nature of the Realmites.
"He
saw the White Wolves of the Ice Country, and he saw how the pack leaders were
hard but just, protective but not oppressive, so he entered the form of a White
Wolf, but made it also like a man. And
he walked among the people and ruled well.
"He
thought to know the material world, in all its joys and harshness; so, to bid
good-bye to temptation he created a receptacle for his magicks,
and into it he poured his essence.
Though he always wore his Moonstone, he rarely drew upon its
power."
[So
that's it,] said Wolfie, rubbing his narrow
chin. [Stargod
was more like an army than a single creature.
Most of his soldiers -- his powers --he kept in reserve. His lupine body was like a single patrol,
capable of mustering re-inforcements, if need be . .
.]
His
iridescent eyes sought Duna again. The Amazon tilted forward anxiously, almost
on tip-toe, like a kid waiting to recite.
[Please
continue, Duna.]
#
Slowly
the story of the Other Realm took form.
The Realmites were always people of action,
even when the trappings of civilization appeared. They did not suffer the dichotomy of
technology vs. nature. They reached a
high plateau of science, but it did not rule their lives or their world. Even when they had spaceships and the like,
they kept it all "unobtrusive".
Part
of this was due to the original Stargod's
influence. He did, indeed, walk among
the people, and he encouraged the development of the mystical side of life, as
well as the physical. It sounded like
he'd studied our history and tried to avoid its mistakes.
But
then he announced he was dying. Was he,
or did he decide the Realm could continue without him? I recalled Tyrk's
claim that he "split up" -- maybe his energies dispersed, or mustered
out, to use Colonel J's analogy. At any
rate, he prophesied that he would be reborn in a thousand years, then he passed through a Portal to the earth's moon.
"I
have a question," I said, as Duna finished. "Where did Tyrk
come from?"
Duna directed her gaze at me.
"The
False One was once a philosopher-king in Aralek
across the sea," she replied.
"Philosopher?" I repeated. That was hard to believe.
"What
in your parlance would be called a scientist," interjected the wizard
Lambert.
Duna nodded.
"He
excelled in gatherings -- bringing mystical powers into himself. He made his personal energies ever greater,
and he built his armies and wealth, as well.
He looked into the Forbidden Zones, and even beyond Death's Veil, to
increase his might and impose his will upon others."
"Impose,
indeed," said Lambert again.
"You have no doubt noticed, Hannibal King, that
the soldiers under Tyrk's command become like
him: pale, dark-haired drones, with
featureless demon-eyes."
"I
noticed," I said.
Duna continued. I
could listen to her strong but melodious voice as long as she wanted to speak.
"Tyrk garnered power, and held the fire-guns and other
weapons for himself. He spread across
the land and across the sea to the Kingdom of the Wolf. He suppressed and killed and tortured, until
he ruled the whole of the Realm -- but, though he held the land, and yoked the
inhabitants, he could not crush our spirits.
We awaited Stargod's return, and return he
did."
[Gatherings
. . . an expert at gatherings . . .] mused the Man-Wolf.
"The
containing of forces within a talisman, to be unleashed by simple willpower,"
explained Lambert.
Colonel
J nodded his wolfish head.
[Like the Moonstone itself.
And I've heard of other such "talismans" at Avengers HQ.]
"You
sound like you went through the whole training course there," I commented.
A
grin stretched up Jameson's jaws.
[There
have been unfortunate incidents at the mansion in which neo-Avengers or
employees did not recognize friends or enemies,] he explained. [Everyone who works there is required to
study records, to be able to recognize a variety of potentially dangerous
objects -- vibranium bombs, Cosmic Cubes, Brood eggs
-- and Soul-Gems. The Moonstone must
have been like a Soul-Gem. And there
have been attempts to create artificial Gems.]
Colonel
J drummed his claws on the tabletop.
[Could
it be that simple?
"Yeah,
there was a glassy jewel there -- Are you suggesting that was
another Moonstone?"
[A crude imitation, powerful enough to beat us both, yet far from
the omnipotence of the true Stone.]
The
Man-Wolf rubbed his hairy chin again.
[His own Moonstone.
And mine destroyed. The reverse
of our first meeting, but it will not avail him.]
He
banged his shaggy fist on the table.
[Garth! Gorjoon! Send
emissaries to all the kingdoms of the Western Lands! I wish to address their representatives. Together we will crush Tyrk!]
Gorjoon's beard bristled around his big banana smile.
"At
last we'll see some action!"
#
Over
the next few days dragons sailed in from all
over. The Wolf Castle looked like La
Guardia. Realmites
appeared by the score. There were elfin
fellows and eight-foot basketball players; there were black and Asian and
Native American-looking folks; there were people with purple hair, like Duna, and guys with blue or green skin, and dwarves hairy
as gorillas, and a few characters with white eyes like Tyrk
and his stooges.
Strangest
of all: there were furry humanoids with
the heads of lions and leopards and wolves.
Colonel J didn't look so out of place, now.
The
hallways and chambers of the Wolf Castle, once nearly empty, were now filled
with these ambassadors and their guards.
"Impressive,"
I said to Duna as we worked our way to the high
speaker's platform. "I didn't know
there were this many kingdoms in the Other Realm."
"'Kingdom'
is a hopeful description,
I
nodded as we passed a surly-looking black panther-man, Duna
in an unusually conservative cuirass and me in a voluminous set of coveralls,
with a hood and gloves that made me look like the Gray Mouser. It kept the sun out.
We
climbed to our appointed positions near Colonel and Mrs. Jameson. The murmuring crowd quieted as Colonel J
raised his shaggy arm.
[People
of the Realm,] he began. [Some of you
will recall the times I denied being Stargod, and
doubted my ability to defeat Arisen Tyrk. Well, the past is the past, good Realmites. I
acknowledge that I, Colonel John Jameson of the First Realm, am, for all
intents and purposes, Stargod.]
The
crowd cheered for a time, but when the noise settled, a voice floated up. It was the panther man.
"We
of Balthazaar have heard that you were ignobly
defeated by Tyrk, 'Stargod'!"
Around
the cat-man, other Realmites grumbled angrily. The panther bristled. There might have been a riot, but Colonel J
raised his hand again.
[What
Igrizziz says is true, good people. The Moonstone that housed my power is no
more.]
Everyone
gasped when the Man-Wolf sprang straight up with a gazelle's ease and landed on
a thick, stone balustrade thirty feet above.
[But
this, too, is different! Where I doubted
before, now I am sure! Tyrk will know defeat, but it will require the cooperation
of all the Realm!
[The
power of the Stargod is no more, but that is good,
for you are all warriors born, not babes who need a cosmic nanny overlooking
you. I have compared the Stargod power to that of a great army under my command --
you and all who love freedom will be that army now!
[Less
than Stargod, but far more than the mindless Man-Wolf
-- I shall henceforth be known as Starwolf. Are you with me, People of the Other Realm?]
Anything
less than an ear-shattering response would have been disappointing, and Wolfie was not disappointed. He sprang back down to the floor of the
speaker's platform, his short cape billowing, as cheers filled the air --
altered slightly to "Hail Starwolf!" -- then there was a round of Questions and Answers, which the
Man-Wolf -- sorry, Starwolf -- handled well.
Eventually
we of the castle withdrew.
"Nice
speech, S.W.," I said.
Colonel
J growled quietly.
[Speeches
don't win wars. I believe we can rely on
the lesser kingdoms' support, but were Tyrk to strike now . . .]
"Then
we'd kick some white-eyes' butts," finished Gorjoon,
hopping along in Wolfie's wake like a court jester.
"And
you'll nuke Tyrk this time," I added. "Just get that gem."
[I
hope it's that easy,] said Starwolf.
CHAPTER
EIGHTEEN
OEDIPUS
WRECKS
LYCANTHROPY,
Shape-shifting [See also: Folklore;
Myths and Legends; Animals in Folklore]
Baring-Gould,
Sabine. Book of Werewolves
Hamel, Frank. Human Animals
Harold, Harold H. The Werewolf and the Vampire
Kane, Solomon. God's Silver Sword
Morbius,
Michael. Lycanthropy: Natural or Supernatural?
Moreau, Pierre. On the Mutability of Living Tissue
< Morgan,
William. Human-Wolves Among the Navaho
Nelson, Greer. Children of Bast
O'Donnell, Elliott. Werwolves
Otten,
Charlotte. A Lycanthropy Reader
Russell, Jack. Legends of the Russoff
Family
Sinclair, Rahne. Diary of a Teenage Werewolf
Strange, Stephen. Notes on the Darkhold
Summers, Montague. The Werewolf
Van Helsing,
Abraham. The Land Beyond
the
I creep through the libraries like a
cat-burglar, gathering materials and holding them under my arm so that no one
will see the titles. What would people
think if they caught me reading about it?
They'd think I was obsessed.
Aren't I?
My eyes spin with psychological
treatises and musty old legends. Finally
I come to Yale University Publications in
Anthropology #11, "Human-Wolves Among the
Navaho." The author compares the
Phenomenon to dreams of flying or running.
I almost close the pamphlet, then I read:
“There are various
sources for these travelling dreams, since they can
symbolize a considerable number of repressed wishes; the wish for freedom from
compulsion, one which the idea of a wolf very well represents, and especially
for independence from the father.”
I close my eyes, not quite believing
the words. Eventually I must continue:
“It is perhaps not
a matter of chance that hatred of the father was a striking characteristic of
the actual cases of Lycanthropy, i.e. where people really imagined that they
wandered about at night in the guise of wolves.”
#
Is that why I was chosen? If someone else on the mission had picked up
the Gem, would he not have been
affected? The white
moon-beast, overturning cars, ripping the sides off apartment buildings.
Oedipus Wrecks.
Maybe there was another factor.
I wanted to join the Boy
Scouts. Blazing trails, making campfires,
wood-carving, swimming -- and that manual of theirs had all the important
information in the world in it.
A whiff of
cordite-strong cigar smoke. A hand squeezing my little shoulder.
"Hell, Son, you'll be the best
damned Scout ever!"
I
wanted to join the Boy Scouts?
The Little League. I had a genuine Louisville Slugger. A broad crack
like a tree snapped by a hurricane, and the ball flew up, up, and away.
Run, scrape through the dirt like a
jet bellying in, but there's a whop
in a glove before I reach the plate.
"Out!"
A black mesa of
hair, a bristling Hitler mustache.
And a mouth.
"Whadda mean, out?
He beat the ball a mile!"
"The hell he did!" the
wire-faced ump yells back.
"Ya blind or sumthin'?"
"Get outta
my face, Jameson!"
I
wanted to join Little League?
High school football team:
Smack on the back. "Make yer old
man proud, Son! Massacre 'em!"
Air Force! Flying high over the world, the most advanced
technology known to Man at my fingertips --
". . . My Purple Heart,
boy! Maybe if you're lucky, you can earn
one, too!"
I --
I --
There is no
I. Maybe the Gem sought an empty vessel
and filled it. I am a cipher. I am JJJ's
son. James-Son. There is nothing inside me. Nothing.
"That is how it must be."
I whirl. Where am I?
A foggy place.
I sniff automatically. I don't
smell anything. But I see a figure.
"You are a Protector. A Sentinel. A Guardian. A Shield," says the figure. He holds up a wide buckler; I recognize it
and the costume now, but I catch no scent and I see no face within the
wing-eared cowl.
"You cannot be anything else;
that would invite weakness. Flaws. Corruption. You can
be the Champion, but nothing else."
I could almost believe that. I could let go of the man-who-never-was and
be the wolf-who-is, not miss the earlier non-existence.
Something else moves in the
fog. A woman. Red-brown hair, her body
svelte, her eyes large and expressive, an elfin smile. I have to smile back. Is a smile weakness? Flawed?
Corrupt?
[How can I presume to know what is
best for people, if I am above, beyond, separate from them?] I ask.
"The Principles are
eternal," calls the muscular form.
"The Laws are outside the individual. Tie yourself to individuals, you cannot see
the universals.
"Weaknesses must be removed,
temptations erased, emotions checked!
You must become your Realm, guard the
inhabitants from their enemies and from themselves. It is more important than your petty needs,
your ego . . . your life."
The familiar/unfamiliar form steps
nearer. Still I do not see his
face. I grit my teeth. There is something wrong with all this . . .
[A Realm is not empty land, or pages
of doctrine. It is men and women and
children. It is farmers and poets and
kids fishing in creeks and old people reminiscing on porches. It is for them to draw up their own rules to
live by. And they have the right to
create new ones -- or repeal any that are too strict.]
I tilt my head, studying the
powerful form with one eye.
[I thought you would know that. Or haven't you heard the phrase, "of the
people, by the people, for the people?"]
CRACK
"Blasphemy!"
His backhanded blow came so fast,
even I could not dodge. My shoulders hit
the grey earth; my snout throbs with pain.
"You will not make light of
sacred words in my presence."
I rub my nose with a furry
hand. I smell something now: my own blood.
A growl begins deep in my throat.
"You waver from the path. You do not see clearly," says the
figure. He turns his winged head and I
follow his gaze to the young woman. She
ignores us. Her face is covered by her
hands; I think she is sobbing.
"I, too, have known your
puzzlement, your ambivalence, but by cutting out the cancer I became
whole. You must excise -- amputate --
release the anchors that weigh you down.
Cut them away, like this."
He swings his arm high, the disk
gripped by its knife-sharp edge.
[What are you --]
I roll forward automatically, faster
than I can think the words of shock, and spring with all the power of my steely
legs. The disk whirls like a mad buzzsaw at the woman.
I catch it, smack, leaving me
with a sting like a teacher's yardstick across the palm.
I yank my legs back under me and
skid to a stop.
[Are you insane?] I demand.
In a flash I remember, years ago,
being nosier than I should have been about the hero I thought to emulate. A letter, return address simply
"Bernie", sent to him c/o
I frown. No, it is the nastiest, toothiest smile I can
twist my lips into.
[Yes . . . If you could so easily
crush the precious life you had for what you are now -- you are mad.]
The costumed figure starts toward me
with an angry, bunch-muscled grace.
"And you are unworthy," he
announces. "Wavering. Questioning. Arguing. You are no Hero, no Guardian, no Shield."
[Unworthy, huh?]
I ask. I still hold the indestructible
Frisbee. I raise it high. [Then I certainly don't deserve to carry this.]
I hurl it, and it whizzes, edge up,
into his chest.
Sshunk -- and through.
What?
I pad up to the figure and plunge
clawed fingers into the rent that runs from chin to crotch. I part the halves of the costume like
curtains.
[There is nothing inside! Nothing . . .]
#
"John?"
He thrashed wildly.
No, he didn't: in a microsecond he realized that he had
awakened from a dream, and he knew Kristine was there, and that a flailing arm
could strike her. He stilled the
automatic urge to thrash before he did more than tense his muscles.
[Kris?]
They lay in the wide, plush bed in
the largest living-quarters of the Wolf Castle.
He had stretched out like a plank again, embarrassed and uncomfortable
with his own wife, but now he rolled toward her and she entered his strong arms
and pressed her body against his.
[Oh, Kris . . . I was an empty
husk. A dry insect
shell with nothing inside.]
Kristine's warm, feminine odor,
always a background radiation in this world, now washed over him like a
tsunami. He stared down into her
eyes. Her face was flushed and visible
due to her inner heat.
"Empty husk? What do you mean?"
John shook his lupine head, trying
to organize his thoughts.
[Everything I've ever done, I did
because of J. Jonah Jameson. Everything
I am was poured into my mold from his crucible.
I'm not sure there ever really was a John Jameson.]
Kristine frowned. Her anger was a palpable, sharp fragrance.
"Is that so? Tell me, John -- you've read plenty of
Jonah's editorials. How many of his
views on life and politics and world affairs do you subscribe to?"
The Man-Wolf snorted.
[Are you kidding? None.]
His wife smiled at her little
victory.
"Well, that's certainly an odd
attitude for JJJ's clone to take. He's his own greatest fan, after all."
The werewolf bunched up his eyebrows
and folded his ears, considering. A pale
hand slid over the fur of his chest, over the curve of his shoulder.
"John, your father can bury you if you give him a chance. I should know. Those times you were missing, he practically
led me around on a leash."
She twisted her finger into a curl
of hair on his upper arm. Once upon a
time she could do that only on his head.
"He shoveled it over you deep
enough, but something still sprouted to the surface, enough for me to see and
fall in love with . . . Remember the first poem you ever sent me?"
A purring noise emerged from John's
muzzle.
["Kristine, Kristine, you reign supreme/When I'm awake or when I dream". . . Hardly "Sonnets from the Portuguese."]
"It wasn't 'Spider-Man: Threat or Menace,' either," Kristine
pointed out. "It was the love-cry
of John Jameson."
He studied her again, rosy glow in
the purple night, her hair spilling over her satin shoulders. A warm whirlwind of her smell and his,
intermingled, billowed up from beneath the sheets and sizzled in his nostrils.
[Away from Love, ever curs'd to fly/I raced the Sun, I tagged the silver Moon/My heart lost in a Realm beyond the Sky/Yes, Oblivion would
have been a boon.]
Kristine let out the tiniest
gasp. John smiled.
[I saw my love, yet truly knew her
not/I grew deaf to the music of her voice/But she through every adversity
fought,/Never regretting the difficult choice.
[And now with soft words, Beauty
calms the Beast/Her gentle touch has beaten tooth and
claw/His doubts and rambles have forever ceas'd/Man
and Wolf held by Passion, warm and raw.]
Kristine laughed. "Did you just make that up?"
He blinked.
[Why -- I suppose I did. I just thought of a line, then words that
rhymed.]
He stared off at a Doric-looking
column in a corner of the chamber.
[It needs a final couplet to be a
sonnet . . .]
Kristine's slender arms slid
serpent-quick up to his neck; she clasped her hands behind his head.
"You'll never convince me JJJ
had anything to do with that."
A silent, insistent gravity pulled
them closer. He set his hand softly on
her cheek. He noticed as if for the
first time the short, white hair that gloved it, the knife-point thumbnail.
[Oh, damn. I was going to kiss you.]
Kristine's chuckle was a broad vibration
on his chest.
"What's wrong with that?"
He sighed, a swell on the sea.
[You want a dog-kiss from this
toothy snout? A sea gull's peck would be
more romantic. Or maybe a big Saint
Bernard slurp would be more to your liking.]
The Man-Wolf stared off at the
balcony/windows as if in shame.
[There must be something wrong with
me. Thinking I could ignore this . . .]
Her hand, so perfect and lovely,
holding her scent in the salty cup of her palm, touched his muzzle. She guided it slowly back until he faced her.
"There must be something wrong
with me, too," she whispered.
"Because I think you're gorgeous."
John's head spun. He felt a deep thunk, as if a hammer had smacked
his pelvic bones. What did she just
say? What should he say in return? What --
[Ulp --
You -- smell – nice . . .]
#
Glossy skin hissed over velvet
fur. Full, round lips pressed against a
throat offered as if to an Alpha. A
tongue reached under honey-gold tresses, over the entire curve of a round, pink
ear.
Careful, careful, as he explored her
torso, those clawed fingers straining back as if to meet above the knuckles.
He turned his head, exhaling to the
side through half-open jaws, hoping his sharp breaths would not be too audible;
he would not pant and slobber like a dog!
. . . But he was hot, he had to release it before he
fainted, melted, burst into flame.
Each new breath contained her
scents, her pheromones, altering, changing with her rising excitement. Wild, wild!
She had never smelled like this
to his other self, all her perfumes on Earth were never like this!
Her hands crept through fields of
ivory fur, tobogganed down his ribs, over his solid thighs. He was going to howl, alert every creature in
the Realm that had ears! He clamped his
jaws shut --
-- But he howled within.
#
Crimson light became golden beyond
the balcony. He nuzzled her throat
again. She stroked his snowy mane.
[What if. .
.] he thought/said.
"What?" she asked.
[We've been so careful . . .]
She turned her head, kissed his
cheek at the base of his lynxlike sideburns.
"I'd say he -- or she -- would
either look like John Jameson, or like the Man-Wolf. I would be proud of either."
He swallowed.
[So would I.]
#
The pages bowed and the soldiers
saluted as usual, but there was an amused cast to their collective face as John
and Kristine walked the corridors.
[What's with them, today?] asked John.
Kristine's arm hooked his. Her small hand sought his great paw.
"I'm afraid, John, that -- well
-- you don't actually talk now. You sort of -- project."
The Man-Wolf stopped abruptly, his
lupine face aghast.
[You don't mean --]
Kristine smiled primly, though she
shivered as if to burst out laughing.
"Probably
worse than squeaky bedsprings."
He winced. [Oooooh . . . And I
was trying so hard not to howl. I never
even thought to hold in -- thoughts!]
He clapped his free hand over his
eyes.
[They all -- Oh, my -- I'm such an
idiot!]
His wife blinked tears of amusement
out of her eyes.
"Nobody's perfect, John."
CHAPTER NINETEEN
THE FLAW
To do evil a human
being must first of all believe that what he's doing is good, or else that it's
a well-considered act in conformity with natural law.
--
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Tyrk stood
on his high balcony, gazing upon the skyscape over the
"What news, Atoosh?"
The white-eyed warrior stepped
nearer, smacking his fist against his breast.
"The Wolf Castle has the word
of agreement from Katharta, Horrjbil,
Balthazaar, and the Twelve Duchies. All the warlords of the
Atoosh
paused. Something swirled in his chest,
a desire to speak on some other matter. Tyrk did not know every thought of his drones, even though
they were all buds off his soul; but Atoosh's wish he
certainly felt.
"What else, Atoosh?"
The warrior balled his fingers into
fists.
"Master -- why do you
wait? Why do you let the wolfling gather his forces, now that he knows of our
location? He and his simpering followers
could be crushed, like an empty silif-pod
--"
The fiery-haired warrior opened his
hand only to make a fist again, slowly, as if squeezing.
"Let him gather his
forces," said the armored man-god.
He formed a church and steeple with his own gauntleted hands. He tapped his forefingers against each other,
symmetrically. "Let all my enemies
show themselves. Strike now, and some of
the wrong-thinking, the more conservative and cowardly, will worm their way
back into their rotten hovels. Let us
defeat their whole force, and all those who waver in neutrality will be forged
to Tyrk forever."
He shifted his blank eyes over to Atoosh. The orange
fireball in the warrior's stomach grew blue spikes of worry.
"You do not doubt, Atoosh, that
the forces of the True God can crush any resistance Jameson can muster?"
"Of course not, Master,"
said Atoosh quickly.
His pointed fear smoothed to a pebbly lump as he thought of a way to
cover up his faux pas. "It is only that -- I am a warrior born;
to fight and die for you, Master, is my only wish."
Tyrk felt
the momentary urge to let Atoosh die for him right
now . . . but there was no crowd of Realmites handy
to impress. Besides, Atoosh
was a good fighter.
He smiled. There was one playing piece loose on the game
board who was even more of an outsider than the wolf-headed astronaut. One that had actually
proved -- annoying. The saga of
Arisen Tyrk would not be changed by the alien's
absence.
"If you wish battle, Atoosh, you may have it."
He looked out again at the world
that was rightfully his.
"Bring me the heart of Hannibal
King."
#
Atoosh
left with a wide smile beneath his bristling mustache. Tyrk idly followed
his progress down to the dragon decks with the clairsenses
of the black Gem.
The Gem.
The Gem, that glinting obsidian oval
on his brow, possessed a flaw.
The flaw made it perfect.
Oh, how long he labored, in the
Years of Confusion, on the Gem! Yet he
had no choice.
The being called Stargod, the great leader, the pillar of wisdom and
strength -- he had abandoned them, orphaned them, dropped the Realm like a
well-gnawed vissid's
bone. The people walked through
the streets like Ambulons, or gathered on the
hilltops and skylands with their wolf-headed symbols
and wailed at the stars. Armies met in
the southern plains and fought with no shaggy referee to make them talk
peace. The Beast People in the north
struck at true men, claiming to be superior due to their resemblance to the departed
one; or they were slain and driven from their forest-lands by true men who saw
in their animalistic forms the traitorous god.
A firm hand was needed, a new leader
to replace the old, before the Realm collapsed in chaos. So it was he stole the forbidden scrolls,
bribed the less scrupulous scientist/wizards, and created his own Gem.
And how quickly the people turned to
him for guidance, after he quelled the war in the desert! And how the true men had cheered when he
drove into the Wild Lands the few Beast Folk he did not crush outright! So came the Golden Age of the Other Realm.
And he was no austere deity, hidden
high on an unscalable mountain! He walked among his people, and heard their
problems and praises, and he built the prisons that held those on the side of
anarchy, like the rebellious warlords and the misguided wolf-worshipers.
And when necessary, he played the
executioner.
. . . Eventually he realized his
artificial Power Gem leaked. Not long
after he absorbed Lord Rassonil of the
He had worried, even removing the
Gem for a time, scanning it with every device in his laboratory.
There was nothing detectably wrong
with the Gem, and certainly the will and mind of Tyrk
could not be affected by the emanations of a weak mortal like Rassonil, so he donned it again.
In truth, the crystal's leakage
proved beneficial. After all, Tyrk now knew the names of Rassonil's
co-conspirators, and the desert lord had developed many useful ways of persuading prisoners to reveal
information . . .
#
The people came to anticipate the
executions with glee, and Tyrk was never above a
performance. How many the Gem had
absorbed! Knarr the Butcher, Dargatz the Mad, Guneen the
King-Slayer, Orgoff, Priest of the Unnameable, to name a very few. He had filled the Gem to its capacity, until
even its greedy maw could swallow no more.
And something of each absorbed soul
had leaked from the flawed Gem.
Tyrk
smiled in satisfaction. From the dead
fiends he learned and grew. He combined
the prisons with the laboratories, and he removed from the populace the weapons
and technology that could be misused, and he cured the diseased brains of the
wrong-thinking citizens who still wanted the wolf-god.
Yes, sometimes he had to be
harsh. Sometimes a citizen -- or a
village -- or a country -- would stand unrepentant of its crimes of hand or
heart, and so had to be punished.
But there was order in the Realm.
He would not forsake them, like the
Wolf had done long ago, and his false incarnation had in recent years. No.
"Fear not, good people,"
whispered Arisen Tyrk to the land below. "Tyrk is here
to stay."
CHAPTER TWENTY
LOOSE CANNON
"Hi, there. Remember me?"
Wolfie
glanced up from a table of maps and scrolls.
[Oh -- good
evening,
"So I've heard."
Like last night, when I felt psychic shock waves rolling down from on high. The earth moved for someone.
Starwolf
winced. He knew what I was
thinking. He glanced around in
embarrassment, but he had expressed a desire to meditate alone, and everyone
except the vampire detectives took the hint.
[I'll never live that down,] the
shaggy one groaned.
I snickered.
"I think the Realmites are just happy you -- er
-- have a healthy relationship with yourr wife."
Wolfie
nodded.
[I know it shouldn't bother me. I've always been a little -- shall we say --
uptight? But I'm changing, I think.]
He indicated a heavy,
hourglass-shaped chair with his white-furred hand.
[Please have a seat,
"We're sticking to that story,
huh?" I asked as I sat down.
Wolfie
thought/spoke as he spread out a wrinkled yellow scroll.
[We have located old records
concerning the Moongem and similar items of
power. They were written in the time of
Darkness, when science fell to superstition, but I think they hold bits of
truth.]
I glanced over the scribbles and
diagrams. I had learned to recognize
words like "Stargod" and "Other
Realm," but everything else was Klingon to me.
One drawing resembled a horoscope or
compass dial, superimposed over a picture of starry space. Little ovals on the drawing, of various
colors, put me in mind of the jewel on Tyrk's helmet.
"Looks like there were a bunch
of gems," I remarked.
[Yes. They were not native to the Realm, or to
Earth,] agreed Wolfie. [From what I learned at Avengers' Mansion,
and what I've read here, they were created by an alien race billions of years
ago. The Moongem
was such an object, though much of its power was siphoned from other
sources. Each crystal has known a
variety of masters over the eons -- though I could hardly claim to have been
the Moongem's master.]
He dragged over another parchment.
[Other civilizations have created
gems in imitation of the originals. Some
worked better than others. Tyrk created the one he wears, apparently.]
"A cheap
imitation, eh?" I said.
"How good could it be?"
Starwolf
rubbed his long jaw.
[It may only be glass to the Moongem's diamond, but it serves Tyrk
well enough.]
I smacked my right fist into my left
palm.
"Glass cuts deep, but it breaks
a lot easier than diamond."
Wolfie
grinned. With a golden flash I could
barely follow, he whipped out his hundred-pound broadsword and lay it flat across his wrist.
[True. And here is my little glass cutter. I've run tests on it in the castle labs, as
well as I can. It rates at least a 9.5
on the Mohs Hardness Scale. Swung with sufficient force, it can shatter
anything this side of adamantium.]
"Yes, I remember it," I
muttered. "So what's the
plan?"
A strip of film in reverse: Thup and the sword was back in
place.
[We will gather a mighty army and
advance on Tyrk's stronghold. Presumably he will rise with his own
forces. It will appear to be a
conventional battle, but we have only one true goal: the black gem.]
I nodded.
"Surround him with
misdirection. Sweet
and simple."
Wolfie rolled
up the scroll.
[I hope I'm not sending too many Realmites to their deaths.]
I set my hand on his shoulder. Like touching a furry
boulder.
"Take it from me, Colonel. The folks here are scrappers, and they've
been nursing a thousand-year grudge. Even
if you had a button to push that'd erase Tyrk, I
wouldn't punch it just yet. Let
everybody who wants to fight have a part in the battle. Then you can break White-Eye's little
toy."
#
Wolfie and
I stepped out of the scroll room.
". . . Then I single-handedly
defended Avengers' Mansion against a horde of mindless zombies."
[Yeah. Right.]
Out in the corridor I could hear and
smell a multitude of people -- none of whom were present. Starwolf's nostrils
vibrated rabbit-fast, and he thought as I did:
[Quiet, here, for now.]
"Enjoy it while you can,"
I suggested. "High-profile guys
like you don't get much privacy."
A sly grin crept up Jameson's jaws.
[Being an astronaut was a glory-job
in the old days. And I appointed myself
one-man PR campaign for NASA. I wanted
to see kids look up at the stars with the same awe and yearning I did. I wanted them to want to know what was up
there.]
We passed out onto a
balcony/walk. Night again; the moons
were so bright, they might have been dwarf stars.
Colonel J set his furry hands on the
stone rail.
[Never in my wildest dreams did I
expect anything like this.]
"Yeah. Well, the universe is not only queerer than
we suppose, it's queerer than we can
suppose. Einstein said that."
Starwolf
cocked an eyebrow, an albino woolly bear arching on his skull.
[I believe J. S. Haldane
said that.]
I shrugged.
"Whoever. He was right.
This place is a harsh little
[Indeed.]
Wolfie let
out a humming noise.
[If I read the schematics in the
Scroll Room correctly, it may be possible to build a Portal that will send one anywhere. We may attempt to do so after the Godwar, but . . .]
He eyed me seriously.
[
For a moment I didn't say anything.
"You're suggesting I stay here,
too?"
The Man-Wolf's fluffy tail twitched
slightly.
[Why not? You will always have a place in the Realm.]
I shook my head.
"Doing what? Looking for dragon thieves? I'm a shamus, colonel. There's not much call for that, here. Anyone in the Other Realm could track down
the average thief, themselves -- and dish out their own justice, for that
matter."
I smiled my toothiest. It wasn't too impressive compared to Colonel
J's, but it got the point across.
"Besides, I will not allow even
the vaguest chance of this taking root here. Once upon a time someone I thought I loved
convinced me to save her life by -- well, I’ve regretted it ever since."
Ziggurat-terraces stretched out
below our level. The Man-Wolf eyed a
moving figure a couple of floors down.
[Understandable. But we will be sad when you leave. Some of us more than
others.]
I looked, too. A shapely, semi-clad woman. A pickaxe for a hand. I clucked my tongue.
"Colonel -- I'll let you get back
to your plans."
He nodded. I sprang over the stone banister and landed
softly on the next level.
What I hadn't told Wolfie was that the thirst was growing stronger -- worse
than it had been on Earth. And I knew I
had limits. For all my oaths and posturings, I’d fed on human blood in my time.
Another hop-skip-'n'-jump and I
landed right behind Duna. An intake of breath and a flash of silver,
and the cold blade-hand pressed against my windpipe.
"
I swallowed. "I
startled you?"
She lowered her arm and smiled. She was about convinced I was indestructible,
and it amused her to see me sweat.
"You should not leap out of
nowhere, unannounced,
"I'll bear that in mind,"
I said.
I glanced up and down the
terrace/walkway. All I saw were vines
and flowers, and the flickering yellow of candle-lit windows.
"Out for a stroll?" I
asked.
The purple-haired Amazon studied the
marble path at her feet.
"I was thinking,
She started off again, and I fell in
beside her.
"There's a lot of that going
around," I muttered.
Duna
kicked a pebble along the walk.
"I fear I would have no place
in your world,
"Brilliant minds think
alike," I said. I was full of other
people's words tonight. "I don't
really fit in the Other Realm."
She looked over me with those violet
eyes shimmering and her pink-red skin aglow.
"Yet all that does not seem
important to me. Here or there."
I swallowed.
"I feel a lot like that. But --"
Duna stopped. I sighed.
"What, Hannibal? I cannot believe that you would be anything
but an asset to the Realm. Yet, if you
feel you must leave -- I could adjust to Earth, I know."
"I'm sure, though it might bore
you silly . . ."
A little buzzing thing whizzed up
and landed on her forehead, a hideous bug like a winged leech. I plucked it off before Duna
could so much as blink, and I crushed it between thumb
and forefinger.
The leech-fly had feasted already
tonight. The blossom of lukewarm blood
on my fingers spewed a coppery fragrance everywhere. I wanted to --
I plunged my fingers, leech and all,
into my mouth. Duna
gasped.
"
"I can't stay here, Duna," I growled, staring at my saliva-covered
hand. "Not when I feel the yearning grow more powerful every
night."
She touched my wrist with her hand.
"Then take me to Earth with
you."
I shook my head.
"Duna
-- you don't know me well enough to makee a decision like that. Earth's in another frickin'
dimension. You can't hop on a bus and ride home if
things don't work out."
Duna
smiled demurely.
"
We stared at each other again, and I
found myself leaning slightly toward her.
She tilted her head up to meet my eyes.
Her lips were full and red without makeup. Her throat pulsed with her life-juices. Her hand was warm against mine. I could see her core of heat, as if I had on
X-Ray Specs, the orange furnace of her heart, the pipelines of her arteries . .
.
"No!"
I drew back. She stared.
“
I thought of Dracula's gaunt leer,
Deacon Frost's cold, clinical stare, Michael Morbius'
albino bat-puss. I felt my face soften
and flow. I could only imagine what Duna saw: some needle-fanged zombie/bat/skull. Whatever it was, she recoiled.
"You see? That
lies beneath the surface. That is always present. The demon hunger. The thirst. When my feelings for you grow, it grows, too. I will not let it near anyone."
I blinked once, and my eyes
burned. Can vampires cry?
"Oh, damn," I
muttered. "I gotta
be alone for a minute."
I hopped over yet another balcony.
"
No daisy she, I heard the scrape of
boot and pick-axe on marble as she followed.
I wished to be somewhere else. So
--
I felt wind slip over skin, wide
sails of skin, and the bug squeaks and bird chirps and branch creakings of a nearby forest roared in my ears.
Sonofa -- I'm a bat!
I fluttered and twisted and
turned. I felt that I was moving my
hands in frantic, complex actions, like a stage magician. I heard the forest sounds and sailed down at
them. Another flying leech whizzed
toward me (or I toward it); I snapped it up before I could think about it.
All
right -- enough of this.
The ground drew near. I grew heavier. I landed at the edge of the trees.
And
I swore never to fly.
Maybe every aspect of the curse
gained strength in the Other Realm. Or I
was that desperate to get away from Duna.
"Duna! Sh --"
I punched a convenient tree trunk. Big eggplant-looking fruits flared like lightbulbs. Wasn't
anything normal here?
Me screwing up,
maybe. Here I was, trying to let Duna go easy -- I drop us both off the
Maybe Lambert, with all those old
scrolls and books, could help do something about my undead status -- but Doc
Strange had never cured me completely, and he was the best there was. Here, they never even heard of vampires.
I kicked a fallen branch and
wandered into the woods. Hours 'til dawn
-- I could sulk for a while before I hadd to get back to the castle.
#
Some of the critters here were
typical of Earth. I spotted an ordinary
deer, and I heard plenty of owls, crickets, and frogs. On the other hand, I saw something like a
two-foot-long Brontosaurus, and a slug with legs, and those damned flying
leeches.
I got bored with the nature walk
pretty quick. I wandered out of the
woods again and steeled myself for the long walk back to the castle. I still refused to use my "gifts"
unless I had to.
But it was a hoot, feeling the wind
whip over my wings. . .
Something stirred the tree
tops. I spun to see a dragon-horse
flapping overhead.
"You oppose the rule of Arisen Tyrk, Outlander," yelled a voice. "So you must die!"
"Yeah, right," I muttered.
A heavyset form in some sort of
knobby armor dropped from the dragon and landed with surprising grace fifteen
feet away. This white-eyed goon had a
fringe of fiery red hair and beard framing his face, like the rays they always
draw around the sun.
"Know, King, that Atoosh the Mighty is your slayer!"
"I'll believe it when I see
it," I snarled, crouching.
I thought I should alert the castle,
but --
I listened hard. No voices, exhalations, or flapping wings
beyond those of Sunflower and his steed.
One goon. I don't need to bother anybody
over one goon.
Sunflower charged with a yell. He held up something dagger-fashion, but
without a blade.
Fzzzzt -- I stood corrected. Some sort of wacky
force-knife.
Okay, I could play with Sweetums for a while.
I waited 'til he nearly ran into me, then I caught his wrist, twisting
so that my shoulder rammed his chest, and flipped him easily over me. He hit, a sound like a dead horse dropped off
a house. Sunflower plowed a purple
furrow through the juicy grasses of the Other Realm.
"You were saying?"
Tyrk's
henchman rolled up with amazing speed and plucked a knob off his armor. He spun and threw it at me. It was a cinch to dodge. The knob disappeared into the tangle of vines
at the edge of the forest.
Kwoomph -- A concussion shoved me
like a giant hand. The knob was more
than an ornament, and he had others.
As long as I was pushed in
Sunflower's direction, I made a charge of it.
"I was thinking of warning Starwolf," I called, adding insult to injury,
"but you ain't worth the effort!"
Sunflower growled. His teeth were blocky, like white
dominoes. I slammed him down with my
outstretched arms.
Fzzzz. Here came that
force-dagger again. I caught his wrist
and held it away. I grabbed the side of
his face with my other hand and bent his head back far enough to reveal a grimy
neck.
"Let's see if you white-eyes
have red blood," I hissed in my vampire nastiest.
Sunflower's free hand slammed
against my forehead. His palm was hard
and rough as sandstone, but he couldn't keep back my fangs. I was losing to the thirst; God help me, I
goaded it on.
Sunflower forgot pushing me off and
scrambled for something. He held up
another knob-grenade.
#
I was aware of floating. No pain, no feeling of propulsion; I just
floated.
I hit hard enough to jangle my
skeleton and expel all the air from my lungs, but I still felt no pain.
I'll
shrug it off . . . in a minute, I thought.
Boots crushed purple grass with the
sound of stringbeans being snapped. I didn't have a minute. Sunflower stood over me, half his face
burned, his orange halo of hair singed and blackened. He grinned, a Jack-o'-Lantern smile of
missing teeth. None of this seemed to
faze him.
"Now, Outlander," he
gasped, with sprays of blood and chunks of enamel, "I will follow my
master's command -- to the letter."
Fzzzz -- up came the glowing
energy knife again.
Ziiitch -- and down it came,
sizzling into my rib cage. Now that hurt.
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
THE WAR IN THE AIR
"Starwolf!"
Duna's
voice held an anguished tone John had never heard before. He patted the dragon-horse's scaly neck.
[You're on your own, Red,] he
thought/said.
The Man-Wolf swung a furry leg over
the scarlet reptile's spine and released the pommel. He dropped, arms and
legs spread, and for a surprising number of seconds the wind riffled over
him. He did not rejoice in the exhilaration
of his fall, or in the ease with which he landed upright, leg muscles flexing
to absorb the impact.
[
The warrior woman knelt over the
earthly detective. The crushed grass,
which smelled to John's nose like grape juice and mothballs, showed that Duna had dragged
[What happened?] demanded
Starwolf.
A sniff and a glance around -- ozone
and charred wood, the heavy, sour odor of a large humanoid, and King's own cold
vampire smell.
"My lord," whispered Duna. Her scent
rippled before the lycanthrope like heat-waves over a fire. Not fear,
exactly -- more like shock.
The Man-Wolf dropped to one knee at
Hannibal King's side and let out a strangled growl. The detective's chest had been sawn raggedly
open along the sternum and pried apart like a huge oyster. John could see lungs and liver; he could
smell the acrid viscera and blood, oddly washed out -- a vampire's blood was
anemic, to say the least.
Duna
touched John's muscular arm with her one real hand.
"Lord Starwolf
-- his heart --"
[Eh?]
The Man-Wolf peered closer into the
gaping wound that was
[My God, it's gone . . .]
He nearly jumped when
"The doctors said . . . it'd hafta come out . . ." hissed the detective.
The Man-Wolf regained his composure.
[
The detective waved and groped with
the unpracticed movements of an infant.
"I dunno,"
he gasped. The pink-white membranes of
his lungs shuddered with each word.
"Heart's important to a vamp, alive or not."
[Wooden stakes . . .] said Starwolf.
Hannibal King swallowed.
"Not impaled -- not destroyed
-- just gone. I can still feel it. Moving west. To Tyrk."
The Man-Wolf gritted his teeth. They groaned like Arctic pack-ice.
[Tyrk.]
"One of his goons . . ."
continued
John grabbed the detective's hand in
his own hairy fist.
[We will return it to you,
Hannibal. So swears Starwolf!]
He glanced over the other searchers
gathered in the clearing.
[Steel yourselves, Realmites. The Godwar begins!]
#
Kristine padded along the corridor
in her soft green boots, trying to make sense of what the castle servants were
babbling about. She couldn’t be hearing
right. Maybe it was some primitive
metaphor, like thinking a photograph steals your soul.
Garth and Gorjoon
stood sentry outside a door ahead. The
blond warrior’s face was angry and grim.
That worried her.
The barbarian’s face was as serious
as Garth’s. That worried her more.
Garth stepped forward, not quite
blocking Kristine’s way but certainly suggesting a detour.
“Your Majesty, it may not be
advisable to visit General King at present,” he said.
“What Blondie means, Highness, is –
you don’t want to see this.”
Kris frowned.
“I’m sure I don’t. But I must.
I dragged Hannibal King into your – our
war without giving him a clue as to what might happen. It’s my fault he lies
there – that way. Don’t you understand? I must see him!”
The warriors shrugged.
“As you command, Majesty,” said
Garth.
#
Duna sat
beside a four-poster bed out of a Dickens novel. She lifted a rag from an earthenware bowl in
her one good hand and squeezed out water.
She kept squeezing after the last drop fell, as if it were a fruit
reluctant to give its juice.
“Duna!”
cried Kristine. “They say – but it’s not
possible!”
The warrior woman snapped out the
rag and applied it to the brow of the figure in the bed.
“I fear it is, Your Majesty.”
Kris peered around the bed
curtains. There lay Hannibal King, his
face a pale splotch visible even in the candle-lit infirmary, his right hand an
albino spider on the bolster. He wore
only a sallow undergarment, another Dickensian touch: a stocking cap and he’d be Scrooge awaiting
the Christmas ghosts. Kristine could see
the depression at his left breast, the nightshirt quivering over emptiness as
he breathed.
“He – he does breathe,” she half
asked, half stated.
“Yes,” Duna
replied dully. “Starwolf
says it may just be out of habit.”
Kris found another chair, one small
and mobile by the Viking-esque standards of Realmite furnishings, and dropped in.
“Dear God,” said the earthwoman. She set
a hand over her eyes. “This is a
nightmare. How can such things be?”
“Tyrk has
spent centuries perfecting such nightmares, as some men paint portraits or
compose songs,” said Duna.
She mopped
“I like the sun, the sky, the
land. Travel on horse- or dragon-back,
sleeping beneath the moons, drinking and brawling. Death I do not fear, if it comes clean and
sharp and obvious in battle.”
She cradled the rag in her hand and
her hand in her lap.
“I do not know if I can share a life
like
She hurled the rag into a distant
corner.
“M’awake,
at least . . .” came a husky whisper.
Kristine rose anxiously.
“
“In the flesh, what’s left of it.”
The earthwoman
edged up by Duna, who kept her chair, attention on
the patient.
“
Dark eyes opened in the pale
face. A slit of a mouth opened between
invisible lips.
“Jim . . . Henson . . .”
“What?” asked Kris. “Is he delirious?”
King grunted, shifted a leg, and
sank down as if that movement exhausted him.
“Jim Henson did a series . . . fairy
tales. One was about an ogre . . . no
one could kill him, ‘cause he’d taken his heart out and hid it in a dark forest
. . . Who’d-a thunk it could work?”
He chuckled and coughed
apocalyptically. Duna
steadied him until his wracking seizures passed.
“A vampire without a heart to
stake,” he continued. “What would ol’ Blade think of that?”
Kristine caught up the detective’s
hand.
“Oh,
King gripped her fingers hard once, then he relaxed. He
gave a hair-thin smile.
“No need to apologize, Mrs. J. I got cocky.
As for coming to the Realm . . . Hell, you were right. Tyrk’s a menace to
the whole Earth.”
Kristine shook her head.
“I only cared about myself. Not you, not the Realm, not the Earth. Maybe – maybe not even John. Only my idea of my life
with John.”
“Werewolves and
dragons and skull-heads, oh my.”
He started humming something.
“Oh, what a long, strange trip it’s
been . . .”
Then he faded, to quiescence, if not
sleep. Kris lay his hand and forearm at
his side. She straightened,
her eyes on the wall, or on the skies beyond.
“Duna,”
she said. “Call Mala to tend Mr. King. I will be requiring your services.”
The warrior rose.
“Majesty? What is your wish?”
Kris marched angrily toward the
door.
“The most irritating Professor Turk
has taken something that does not belong to him. We’re going to get it back.”
#
The dragon-horses fluttered their batlike wings. A
hundred or more stamped and snorted in the courtyard and on the plain beyond
the castle walls. In the skies over the
floating mountain, more winged steeds wheeled and soared: dragon-horses, and huge birds that resembled
the prehistoric Archaeopterix, and things like gryphons and mantichores, and a
few creatures without riders, who were actual "people", intelligent
beings who looked like beasts, in the manner of the panther-men.
[Or myself,] thought Colonel
Jameson.
"John," called Kristine.
He had recognized her footsteps on
the basalt flaggings before she spoke, a noise as
distinct as her scent or voice. He
turned to see the silken form of the ancient armor. Kristine carried the wolf-helmet in the crook
of her arm. Her long blond hair hung in
braids, the easier to fit within the helmet.
[How is he?]
The Earthwoman
came breast to breast with her husband, looking up twelve inches into his eyes.
"He's resting for now," she
answered. "He is semi-conscious and
confused, but I think he'll be all right."
[Lambert may not know anything about
vampires,] said John, [but this sort of separation is written of in their
legends. If
“If.”
Starwolf
closed his white-furred fingers over Kris’ gauntleted hand.
[Well, if I had any doubts about
taking the Realm to war, they are now gone,] he sighed.
He stared into his wife's eyes. She returned his gaze powerfully. He thought of the eye-challenges of real
wolves and smiled.
[Kris . . . I suppose nothing I say
will deter you from accompanying us?]
"You suppose right."
She patted the blaster on her hip.
"I'm no warrior born, but I
don't have to be with this beauty. It's
fully charged now. Gorjoon
said that's about two hundred shots."
She ran her hands over her battlesuit, gray and shiny and hatch-marked, like fiberglass
or fish scales.
"And this -- I think it would
stop anything short of a cannon shell."
She was so sleek in the magic armor,
silvery, like a she-wolf.
John shook his
head, wet dog fashion.
[You know, Kris, if anything
happened to you, I --]
She patted his heavy armband,
smiling.
"You'd probably be as
devastated as I'd be, if anything happened to you.”
He nodded.
"John, I was in the most danger
when I was being hauled around like a rag doll by Tyrk
and his creatures."
She stepped back, snatched up the
ray-gun, and held it near her temple, muzzle skyward.
"I'll be in the heart of our
army, this time. I'll be clad in more
than Arabian Nights silks. And if Arisen
Tyrk ever gets close to me again, he'll discover that
I've had an attitude adjustment."
Starwolf
grinned. Kristine was a she-wolf.
[Mrs. Jameson -- are you sure you
never worked for SHIELD?]
#
The Jamesons
stepped out onto a balcony-level high upon the side of the
mountain/castle. The squat Gorjoon and the tall Garth awaited them, each holding the
reins of two flying steeds. Garth handed
the reins of a red dragon to Starwolf, and his
hirsute companion passed the lead of a green beast to Kristine.
The Jamesons
mounted, nodded toward each other, then the
dragon-horses sprang over the balustrade.
An ocean roar of voices washed up
from the courtyard and the grounds beyond.
John felt a quiver within his breast, as if he were about to cry, yet
also warmth, as he felt when looking upon Kris in the bedroom's darkness. And beneath it all a
solidity, as though he were a statue of iron enclosed in fur.
[People of the Realm,] he shouted,
and he knew his telepathic voice cut through the cheering, [we rise that Tyrk might fall. We
rise spiritually as well as physically, to throw off a thousand-year
tyranny. To the skies, Realmites! Per Ardua
Ad Astra!]
Multicolored wings beat the air, and
mushrooms of gray-brown dust sprouted between the riders below as their
dragon-steeds left the ground. John
glanced left and right as Kris and the Inner Guard rose around him. He yanked out his huge golden sword, held it
high. It caught the brilliant light of
the white sun and flared like an arc lamp.
[To the stronghold
of Tyrk!]
#
The wind whipped over John's snout
and head and ears, a slipstream that carried to him the spices of the forests
and fields, as well as the scents of the humans, near-humans, and flying
mounts.
He felt ropy muscles slide and
release beneath scaly skin as his red beast carried him through the cloud of
riders. Soon the Man-Wolf took the point
of the aerial army. Kris soared on his
right; Duna, Gorjoon and
Garth arrayed themselves around him.
[You know the plan,] he called
psychically to the Inner Guard. [Each of
you take a squadron.
We will meet at Tyrk's castle!]
The warriors nodded and banked
away. Two dozen fliers curved off with
each, in delta formations.
My
own air force, thought John, leaning forward to pat his steed. They're
not F111s, but they'll get the job done.
They followed the shoreline of the
Now he led. He knew where they were going and what they
would do when they got there.
A glance to
starboard. Kris, sleek in her battlesuit, smiled over the ten meters that separated
them. Another difference: she was with him.
#
Nearly
forgot the old hurry up and wait, thought John as the kilometers passed
by. Want
it to be over.
He perked his ears. Despite the headwind, he caught sounds from
behind. Voices. The Realmites were
singing of battle, emancipation, the life of the free, known so little to them
-- and of Starwolf.
John could not keep from
smiling. His vision blurred.
Wolves
don't cry -- but I am more than wolf, he thought. This --
this is what it feels like to be a father, I think. I want the best for them. All of them. I will do my best for them.
He scanned the skies ahead. Fleecy, blue-white clouds
over the sea. Mountains floating
like icebergs. Over
one, still leagues distant, a vague shimmer.
[Our objective is in view, Realmites,] he called.
[Watch -- listen --]
Over the sea, like a flock of gulls,
Garth's squadron drew near. Far inland,
the glitter of sunlight on dragon hide marked Duna's
approach.
A swirl of dark blots appeared over Tyrk's asteroid, like a whirlwind full of leaves.
[They rise,] thought/said John. [Forward, People of the Realm!]
He sucked in the rushing air as he
urged his scarlet beast on. More
perfumes of the growth below, but now tinged with decay, and the flat, cloying
stink of plastics, and the harshness of electric circuitry.
[Watch yourself, Kris.]
#
John snatched a golden shaft from
his quiver, drew hard on the string of his bow, and released. Before the arrow reached its mark, he slipped
a second arrow into place, bunched the muscles of his right arm, and let
fly. Then he sighted down his snout for
a third. The white-eyes fell to the
shafts more easily than the skull-heads.
Perhaps they were more "alive" and thus able to be killed, or
maybe skeletons were just harder to hit.
ZAAAK -- The laser-like weapons
wielded by Tyrk's warriors were a decided
nuisance. A skull-head approached riding
a mummified horse with cicada wings. A
tug on the red dragon's reins and Starwolf slid ten meters
starboard.
He folded the bow and attached it
magnetically to the saddle. He snatched
out his sword as he soared beneath the horse-thing. He slashed from chest to crotch, dividing the
Undying One's leather girth. The undead
horse and rider spun separately down to earth.
[One -- out of how
many?]
He scanned the sky for
Kristine. She had her blaster out,
firing already.
John gritted his teeth. He glanced toward Kris every other second,
but he could not lead or fight so distracted.
Kris
can take care of herself. I --
ZAAAK!
That took the whiskers off his
nose. His new attacker aimed again;
John's golden blade whipped up. The
sword shuddered in his hand as he parried the beam. He left the ozone-smell behind in an instant.
The white-furred man-beast urged his
steed higher, higher, like a hawk over a field of rabbits. Most of the enemy engaged Realmites,
but a few ascended in Starwolf's wake.
A beam shot by between the red
dragon's wing and neck. They would blast
the beast out from under him if he did not take the offensive, fast.
[Dive, Red,] he ordered.
The dragon wrinkled its wings, and
the rarified air whooshed over John's narrow wolf-face. The reptile understood his mental
commands. That would same time.
He saw arms lift weapons, one at
twelve o'clock, one at two, one at eleven.
[Twist, Red!]
He gave no more instruction than
that, but he did envision a curlicue of a path he wished the beast would
follow. He held tight to the ornate
saddle as the dragon side-slipped and barrel-rolled and rocketed between beams
of green and orange fire.
[Just like I
thought . . . Just like in the Pern books.]
McCaffrey was Kris' favorite writer. She would
like it here. He sneaked a peek at her
distant form and gasped as an energy-beam hit her. She twisted, smoke
spilling from her back and helmet, and fired at her attacker. That ancient armor was a wonder!
[Gorjoon!
Beware your flank!] he called even as he urged
his dragon skyward again.
The reptile drew in air with a deep
oboe note and obeyed. A jerk, as if they
had hit an air-pocket; the dragon had bobbed just enough to avoid another
blast.
I
thought my ability to sense the coming shots was so hot -- the dragons do it
naturally.
He slipped his blade into its
scabbard and detached his bow from the saddle.
Thwang
-- another shaft notched -- Thwang.
Hawkeye's
got nothing on Mrs. Jameson's little boy!
They fought their way nearer the
shielded stronghold. Garth's people
circled and dove over the shore. Duna's squadron fired arrows and magic bolts barely a kilometer
from the unseen castle.
Is
this the best Tyrk can do?
A monkey-faced gargoyle dove out of
the sun's glare. It braked violently,
swung its legs forward, and rammed with its feet.
-- Or would have, if John didn't
bend back like Reed Richards under a steamroller. The winged ape shot over as he and Red
whooshed under; a split-second's pass, but time enough
for John's claws to rip the creature's thigh.
Maybe
Tyrk is all bluff, Colonel Jameson's train of
thought continued.
THROOOOM
[What? Sounds like a Saturn 5!]
He glanced toward the western
horizon. A yellow jet of flame spurted from
the side of a forest-topped asteroid.
The flying mountain shifted slowly on its axis.
[Like maneuvering thrusters --]
KROOOOM
Another, louder
rocket noise. No flames were visible,
but piles of white smoke billowed up from the far side of the asteroid. Like a missile, seen nose-on.
Now jets of fire blasted out of
other flying mountains. Of course! Bereft of gravity, it was a simple matter to
use them as vessels. They were slowly
converging on the embattled Realmites.
[Uh-oh.]
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
THE GUNSHIP
[Garth! Duna! Don't engage every flier! Get to the citadel!]
Starwolf
scanned the horizon. At least five
flying mountains scudded toward the Realmites, huge
masses of exhaust building up like thunderheads behind them.
He touched the dragon's flanks with
his heels and reined it to starboard. He
heard a screech like a Grumman Tomcat hitting the sound barrier.
[What the --?]
A yellow beam, several meters wide,
split the azure sky. John heard the
multiple popping of water droplets blasted to steam, and the explosion of birds
and insects unfortunate enough to be aloft, and the sizzle of ionization.
The beam ceased, and Starwolf blinked at the purple afterimage. One of the flying mountains was the source.
[Airborne battleships -- like the
SHIELD Helicarrier.
Not good.]
He scanned the three-dimensional
array of fighting around him.
[Gorjoon! Balnac! If those
flying mountains are serving as vessels, they must have crews! We must take them out!]
He banked left, lower. Another beam screeched across the sky. John spared a thought for Kris -- she sailed
along well out of the beam's path -- and then he studied the asteroid. The energy burst came from the underside. It could fire straight ahead, and earthward,
should the Realmites take refuge in the jungle, but
the flat top of the mountain overlapped it.
[Up!] he
called. [Strike from above!]
He envisioned what he wished his
dragon mount to do, and the reptile obligingly flapped its wings faster,
harder.
ZEEOORRRRNNNN -- Green light sizzled
from north to south. It shot out of a
second mountain.
[Up!] he
ordered again. [Up and beware!]
His dragon
side-slipped abruptly.
ZEEEORRRNN --
Water vapor popped. Heat seared by. He felt it through his armor and fur.
#
The tense, crooked, ray-dodging
flight seemed to take days. John flexed
every muscle whenever the dragon tilted a wing or flapped. It snorted angrily as the Man-Wolf's powerful
legs squeezed.
He scanned the sky, nostrils flared
and ears perked. Eyes were more
important up here than nose. Not to
mention that Spider-Mannish prescience:
[DOWN!]
The dragon snapped its wings shut
and dropped like a blockbuster.
DAKKOOM!
They curved skyward again. Smoke and rocks flew off an unmoving asteroid
ahead.
[Kris?] he
asked of the sky.
[. . . i'm okay,] came a whisper in his mind.
He imagined spreading his
mind-speech, a fan instead of a jet.
[Try to reach the
mountain-vessels! They can't fire without
hitting each other once you're aboard!]
The dragon carried him level with
the first asteroid's wooded surface.
[Land by the forest, Red,] ordered Starwolf. [I have a
little infiltrating to do.]
He attached his bow to the
saddle. He suspected any fighting would
be up close and personal. He flipped
himself off the dragon as he had early that morning and landed, crouched like a
hunting beast.
He sniffed. The motion of the asteroid brought a headwind
over the edge of the plateau. He smelled
a riot of damp green jungle plants and musky unknown animals. Birds twittered and wheeled above; animals
hissed through vines and leaves.
He loped along the edge of the
forest, feeling the vibration of its huge thrusters through his feet. Advanced as Tyrk's
technology was, it seemed to be hands-on.
If he found the energy cannon, there would be a crew.
He padded over leaf-strewn earth,
scrambled across blocky boulders. Was
there an accessible entrance?
The Man-Wolf listened, sniffed,
watched. Tiny scents passed over him
like strands of silk: copper and iron,
plant leaves like tobacco, a greasiness that was alive, a stringent alcohol
sting. Throbs and flutters and thumps
and rustles filled his ears.
He paused on a hillside, spreading
his arms wide. He tried to envision the
sounds pulsing along phone wires, the smells whistling through pipes. They curved, masses
of them, toward a common point. When you
drew the lines of force around a magnetic pole, they converged like this.
Right
there!
A silvery slit in the hillside, long
grass combed over it like hair hiding a bald spot. Without his lupine senses, he would not have
spotted it. He fell forward and wedged
his claws into the slit. He smelled
metal, an alloy unknown to him. He
wrinkled his lips as he pried open a gap wide enough for his fingers. He thrust both hands in, bunched the muscles
of his shoulders and arms, pulled --
Rrrruunnnk --
Air billowed over him, riffling fur,
filling his nostrils with the bone-scent of the Undying Ones and the Tyrk-scent of the White-Eyes. Ambient light from the white sun revealed a
stairway leading into the earth.
ZEEEOORRRRN --
No time for stalking. He dashed down the stairs, bent forward,
racing gravity's pull.
[john . .
.]
[Kris! What?]
[just
checking . . .]
He reached a hallway that branched
and re-branched at curious angles. He
noted the smell contrails of the crew as he loped along. He remembered time-lapse photos of highways
in National Geographic, streaks of
light from on-ramps joining a great red and yellow stream in the center. That was how the scent trails might look in
visual terms.
He padded toward the bow of the
asteroid vessel and down stairs whenever possible. He reached a divergence and followed the
thickest line of scents. Ahead he saw
open doorways, from which echoed gruff words.
No choice; he loped on.
*What? The wolfling!*
buzzed a skull-head.
John's brain rang with other
telepathic voices. Boots clanged on
metal. The fur on the back of his neck
bristled as he awaited the inevitable --
ZAAAK
A blow between the shoulder blades
made him misstep but didn't knock him down.
His armor was more for show than function, but it did ablate the
fire-beams.
Another ZAAAK resulted in searing
pain on his left thigh.
Let's
not have a repeat of Tyrk's castle.
A rippling cloud of scents filled
the corridor ahead; for an instant he envisioned a huge caterpillar stretched
along the hall. The invisible
caterpillar twisted right at an intersection of passageways.
The
bridge would get a lot of traffic.
He hooked a vertical conduit at the
corner and hurled himself down the starboard wing. His tongue lapped out at the cool air. Drops of spit sprayed against the wall.
Hero,
savior, god, they call me, he thought.
For a conquering hero, I sure run
a lot.
He reached a semicircular area from
which corridors radiated like spokes. A
huge door, rounded at the corners like those of a submarine, was set into the
straight wall of the "D"-shaped chamber.
He counted a dozen White-Eyes, some grouped
like cocktail party guests, some striding importantly toward one hall-entrance
or other. A "Curly" stepped
through the watertight door.
Blank orbs turned upon Starwolf as he skidded to a stop.
Well,
I sort of stand out in a crowd.
"The Realmites
are here!" yelled a black-haired White-Eye who certainly deserved
The White-Eye at the door withdrew
and slammed it shut. A wheel-lock
revolved with a slick rumble.
[Just what I wanted to know,] said Starwolf with a grin.
These soldiers carried no blasters,
but they did bear swords in scabbards. A
multiple schlink
and they charged.
Conscious thought left John as he
gripped his sword in both hands. His
blade flashed out, parried blows, slashed through armor and flesh. He released the grip and swung his right fist
around one hundred and eighty degrees, smacking aside an assassin with a
force-knife. He caught the sword with
his left hand and blocked a strike with his right wristband. A nick on one of the
emerald decorations. Too bad.
This wasn't like the movies, where
everyone lined up to fight the hero. The
White-Eyes were everywhere, unsportingly striking at
his back. He knocked more blades aside,
took a step, slapped the warriors before him into those beside him, took
another step, sank down, and sprang with all the power of his steel-muscled
legs.
Up! Over the lot of them!
-- Almost. A "Larry" had the misfortune to be
standing where he wished to land. His
booted feet smashed the hair-fringed head to the floor.
Starwolf
hopped off "Larry", staggered drunkenly, and jumped for the
watertight door. He snapped his golden
sword back into its scabbard. Time had
slowed to a crawl, but the wheel spun in his hands, a blur even to him.
*He is alone! Kill him!*
ZAAAK
Fire-pain branded his upper
arm. The skull-heads had caught up. John pushed the door, meeting a momentary
opposite force. A tiny slit appeared
between door and jamb. He rammed his fingers
in.
[Jaws of Life
time.]
ZAAAK
He gritted his teeth against the
fire-burst, then he shoved the door inward.
Thuds and grunts; Starwolf entered and slammed the heavy door shut behind
him. Several White-Eyes lay sprawled on
the floor. A flash of the 1930s King Kong came to John: when all the natives of
"Stop the False One,
fools!"
John sheathed his sword and spun the
wheel lock, already noting lengths of pipe on the wall. He yanked loose a two-meter section of steel;
bluish sparks shot out of either end. He
thrust the pipe through the spokes of the wheel and into the floor with a sharp
crack.
[That'll hold 'em
--]
Something flared yellow in the
corner of his eye. An
armored skeleton, carrying a mace with a glowing, sizzling head large as a
basketball. He couldn’t dodge --
FRAAZZH
He crashed into a bulkhead twenty
feet away, agony throbbing along his spine like a dozen slipped disks. His eyes blurred, cleared into dual images,
and finally drew the two oncoming skeletons into one.
*You still live after such a blow?*
echoed the Undying One's reedy voice.
John dragged himself upright.
[If you call this
living.]
Bangs from the
door. It would not hold long, and
the skull-head raised his sun-bright mace again. Starwolf turned and
found metal steps leading up. He
climbed.
He glanced over the control room as
he reached the next level. A vast auditorium, ringed by three tier-levels. It was D-shaped as well, the mirror-image of
the anteroom. The wall with the door was
straight, the tiers bowed out and lined with windows.
White-Eyes lined the second level,
most manning controls of some sort. They
rose and charged straight at him, pulling out swords and daggers. He was more mindful of the energy-mace
behind.
He passed screens and
toggle-switches and levers. One
White-Eye, still seated, slapped an ashtray-sized button even as he watched.
ZEEEOOORRRN
The whole room shuddered. That weapon had to be stopped!
He yanked out his sword again and
slashed down as if wielding a sledgehammer.
His blade slid through the neck-brace of a White-Eye's armor as easily
as the clavicle and scapula beneath. The
White-Eye collapsed, and John yanked his blade free.
A sword hit his scaled armor; he
barely noticed the impact. Another blade
found his unprotected arm. He felt a thunk, as he
imagined a tree would feel an axe-blow, followed by a paper-cut sting.
He reached out, seized the
offender's shoulder in his great, furry hand, and tossed him headlong to the
floor below.
Starwolf noted
in passing a line of blood on his arm; skin broken, but no muscles impaired.
[No more than a single blow would be
to a tree,] he thought as he decapitated another warrior. [Enough, though, will stop me, as a lowly
hatchet might fell an oak.]
He caught a sword-arm in mid-swing and
tossed another White-Eye off the tier. The
back of his neck tingled and he heard a crackling. The mace was near. He spun, hilt of his sword gripped in both
fists. The glowing sphere of the mace
dropped like a meteor at him.
KRANG!
The mace possessed momentum beyond
that imbued by the skull-head's strength.
The golden blade blocked the crackling sphere, but John's hands felt as
if they'd been twisted off. His arms
shuddered with the strain and his legs buckled.
He smelled dry bone and mummified flesh, the scents cooked by the mace's
charge. His whiskers crackled.
[Weapon's too powerful -- how about
the wielder?]
He balanced on his tightly-folded
left leg. He slid his right leg out to
the side and brought his foot around and forward, striking the Undying One's
ankles. The skeletal warrior flipped in
place.
Even as John drew his leg back, he
studied the mace's spinning flight. He
jumped sideways, sheathing his sword, and seized the energy-weapon's
handle. He dodged a ZAAAK from the floor
below. The wide window exploded out
beside him. He smelled raw earth and
ant-scents and the perfumes of the jungle below.
I've
the wolf's strength, senses, and endurance, with all the mobility of a human,
he thought even as he swung the mace around.
The Man-Wolf's body is almost
too good.
The crackling sphere hit a White-Eye
in the elbow. The warrior nearly folded
around the weapon, and he was carried with it into another soldier. The second struck a third, and all three flew
off the tier. John thought of Popeye
cartoons, the sailor slapping whole rows of bad guys aside.
-- And Tyrk's
minions were as relentless as any cartoon villains. Starwolf caught
sound behind him in a half-turned ear as another row of White-Eyes stepped
up. He swung the mace in a great circle,
mowing down the warriors before him, removing a skeleton's skull behind.
One White-Eye remained seated,
unperturbed, at the banks of machinery.
He pressed the death-ray's button.
ZEEEOOORRRNCH
[That has to stop!]
He swung the mace high and brought
it down upon instrument panels immediately to his left. Shards of plastic and metal flew out. Conduits spewed pink vapor and purple
sparks. He wondered how this technology
worked.
An arm whipped around his neck. A shoulder rammed his side. He toppled.
Ungh -- strong I may be, but there's such a thing as leverage!
He hit the catwalk, and blank-eyed
faces crowded over him. He punched, and
one vanished, at least.
Hand seized his wrists. He braced one heel on the metal walk and
kicked up with the other foot. He hit a
White-Eye in the crotch and sent him into another.
[Tired of this.]
He drew both knees up, jerked his
shoulders forward, kicked his feet down. Despite the groping hands, he stood again.
Rip
and a sting as a sword slashed his shoulder.
He growled. Ordinary blades hurt
more than the damned ray-guns. He had to
get rid of this moiling crowd.
He raised his foot high, set his
boot in the center of the foremost goon's chest, and shoved mightily. The soldier, and a bowling-pin mass crowding
behind him, stumbled back. John hopped
into the clear space.
[Soldiers of Tyrk!] he cried. [There is something I must say!]
The army of Undying Ones and
White-Eyes actually paused for a second.
John raised the crackling mace.
[Starwolf
smash!]
He brought the basketball-sized
sphere down. The walkway shivered apart
beneath him. His hand shot out almost by
itself and caught the edge of the instrument panel.
A thunderous shockwave rattled along
the walkway in either direction. Welds
and rivets sheared away. Warriors and
skeletons wheeled their arms and dropped like lines of dominoes.
Starwolf
yanked himself up with one arm and balanced atop the banks of instruments.
[Crude. Oh, well.]
He gripped the mace in both furry
hands and smashed more panels.
Gusts coiled in from the shattered
window, carrying the sharp scents of mushrooms and moss and
bird-droppings. Something huge sailed
pass, sending ripples of air over him, and he caught dragon-scent.
He busted another panel of controls. A few more and he could rejoin the real
fight. He glanced over his
shoulder. Another asteroid loomed, only
a kilometer away. This mountain-vessel
would ram it head-on on its present course.
Good. I'll make sure they can't steer.
He slammed the mace down again.
"Ho, Wolf!"
He felt an unfamiliar crinkling
sensation in his -- his tail?
"Come forth and face Atoosh the Mighty!"
A yank, like
pulling a muscle.
[What?]
A dropping-on-your-coccyx pain, and
his feet left the control panels. He
crashed to his chest and found himself upside-down.
He released the mace and clawed at
the banks of machinery. No use; a
powerful arm hauled him over the wicked window shards into the open air.
"There are disadvantages to
having a tail, beast!" observed the coarse voice.
Up became down; he spied the green
and purple forests like a ceiling "above". Below were the sky, the flying mountains --
and a wide face, half-blackened by fire.
He kicked out with scarcely a thought.
The burnt face jerked aside.
"You wish me to release you,
dog? Certainly!"
The ache in his tail ceased, but now
the giddiness of free-fall enveloped him.
CHAPTER
TWENTY-THREE
THE
DISHEARTENED MAN
I knew what happened around me in
the Wolf Castle: I lay on a cot attended
by a young serving wench. Duna had been here, and Kristine; then they had flown off
with an aerial army.
Thing was: I also knew what was happening around the ol' ticker, though not quite as coherently.
First I/it knew darkness. Then there were voices. I saw the high throne room of Tyrk's citadel (and don't ask me how a disembodied
cardiovascular organ heard or saw anything; I'm still trying to figure out
where my clothes go when I become a bat).
And here, too, was Tyrk.
"You astonish me, Atoosh," the tyrant said, as if under water. "You have exceeded even my
expectations. Now, do go put on a new
face."
I shuddered as unkind fingers seized
unprotected nerve and muscle.
"The heart of a vampire, still
pulsing with life -- so to speak," said the white-eyed tyrant. "It may prove a useful, eh, substitute."
Substitute? For what? I
thought in a feverish haze.
I didn't get to find out. A telepathic skull-head buzzed.
*Lord Tyrk! The forces of the wolfling rise!*
Plop. Tyrk dropped my
heart into some sort of receptacle.
"Ah! Jameson undoubtedly intends to avenge his
detective friend," mused the armored emperor. "Short-sighted fool! His emotional reaction will bring about his
downfall -- earlier than scheduled. Obar! Kerrit! Toth! It is time to
spring the trap!"
Tyrk gave
his underlings curt orders. The
dragon-riders were sailing into an ambush.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I
rolled from side to side in my bunk, fighting the tentacles of nightmare.
"Trap . . . Gotta
tell 'em!"
I had to get up. I didn't know which way was up. I thrashed
helplessly.
"lord
What was that? I went limp and opened my eyes.
I stared up at timbers and gray
rock. Candles flickered all around. Someone gasped. I turned my head -- that alone took effort --
and saw a girl in a coarse brown dress.
She held a damp rag, and I was conscious of wetness on my forehead.
"Who --
where?"
The girl dipped her head.
"Mala,
Lord Hannibal. I was told to tend you in
your -- er -- illness."
Her eyes stole over my chest. No doubt she had seen the gaping hole.
"Oh. Yes. I
remember, sort of."
I sat up slowly.
"My Lord!" gasped Mala. "You must
rest! Starwolf
will find your cure."
I swung my legs over the side of the
bunk.
"Wolfie
and his army are flying into a trap," I explained huskily. "I have to get word to them."
I rose unsteadily. Realizing that I meant it, Mala became a help instead of a hindrance. I leaned against her and we both stumbled to
the door.
"Gotta
get to 'em," I muttered.
I glanced down the hall. Bright light angled in from narrow windows.
"Damn! It's daytime!"
I shaded my eyes. Even the indirect light of the Other Realm's
powerful sun hurt.
"Mala
-- someone's got to hop on a dragon and fly after Starwolf."
"My Lord," said the girl
with a tinge of fear, "all air-worthy beasts have flown!"
"Crap," I muttered. I leaned against a thick wall and stared up
at a red wolf-emblem. "Okay, is
Lambert here? Maybe he can send 'em a magic telegram."
The girl stood on tip-toe in her
anxiousness.
"The wizard descended to the
lowest chambers of the castle, my Lord."
"Good. Maybe you can run down to him? Tell him --"
KATHOOM! The walls shook. Dust sifted down from the ceiling. Mala squealed.
"Now
what?" I gasped.
ZAAAK. I knew that electric crackle well. I groaned.
ZAAAK again, and
outcries. The serving girl jumped
against me and held me in a bear-hug.
"Mala
-- listen!" I commanded.
"Yes, Lord
I stroked her long, brown, slightly
tangled hair.
"Can you tell me how many
people remain in the castle?"
"Only a few
guards, my Lord. And the servants, and the ambassadors."
"Oh,
boy."
I led her down to my dungeonlike room. It
was as secure a chamber as the castle possessed. "Gray Mouser"-type clothes lay
folded on a bench. I slipped them on.
"You better stay here," I
suggested as I pulled the hood over my head.
Her eyes stopped darting from corner
to corner and focused on me.
"What do you intend, Lord
Hannibal?"
I yanked on leather gloves.
"I'm going to get rid of those White-Eyes. Once ya let 'em in, they're worse than cockroaches."
The serving wench made a noise
suspiciously like a Bronx cheer.
"My Lord, you cannot go out in
the sunlight!"
My hood had a little
drawstring. I pulled it tight. I looked like a giant prune.
"Look, Mala,
as long as I wear this outfit --"
"And your heart --"
I shrugged. "Yeah, but what can ya
do?"
I pulled open the heavy door. The effort made everything spin. Small hands steadied me.
"Lord Hannibal, you can
scarcely walk!"
ZAAAK. Glass shattered. More yells.
"Mala,
I have to do something!"
She bit her lip.
"All right, my Lord. But I come with you."
What can I say? I can't keep the girls away with a stick.
#
I peeked around a corner. A shaded walkway opened out on one of those
balcony-levels. Several skull-heads atop
strange flying creatures lined the balcony.
ZAAAK -- ZAAAK as rays shot across the walkway. The undead beings traipsed in sweet as you
please.
*The castle is ours!* buzzed a voice
in my head. *From the pretender's own
stronghold we shall rule the Realm!*
ZAAAK and a bas-relief of Wolfie exploded.
"Lord Hannibal, what can we
do?" whispered Mala.
"I'm working on it," I
hissed.
Up the stairs from the entry hall
charged a guard, a Bluto clone with a crossbow. He ducked behind a thick white column as the
skull-heads turned toward him.
They zapped the column, sending
white dust and sharp chunks everywhere.
They laughed as they fired, a psychic vibration as disagreeable as
sticking your finger in a light socket.
"Not very sporting of
them," I muttered. "If only we
had a ray-gun . . ."
I glanced back the way we'd
come. Plenty of
shelves, benches, and ornamental doo-dads. Not a sword in sight, though even Starwolf's blade would not have been much use.
Starwolf? There were red-on-yellow wolf emblems, and
busts of his head, and a small statue on a pedestal.
I trotted over, wheezing. I felt eternally out of breath. I snatched up the statuette and hefted it
experimentally. It was a foot and a half
tall, of solid bronze.
I staggered back to the corner. "Mala," I
whispered, "Run."
Before she could protest, I hopped
out into view.
"Hey! Boneyard
Breath! Your mother's a set of loaded
dice!"
ZAAAK -- Barely ducked back in time.
*Rattak! Destroy the infidel!*
I didn't follow Mala,
but waited with the statue upraised.
Thunk-thunk-thunk, like a cane tapping the floor. The bare bones within the Undying One's boots,
I imagined.
A skull-topped soldier jogged around
the corner, right into me. I'd say he
was surprised, though it was hard to tell with those empty eye-sockets. I brained him -- so to speak -- and he busted
like Humpty-Dumpty.
A clatter of bones
on the floor. I located the
ray-gun among the calcareous fragments.
I snatched it up as a sleet-storm-noise of bony feet approached. A last glance at the
statuette before I cast it aside.
Wolfie's muzzle was smashed flat. Maybe Kristine could fix it.
I fired the instant I saw a mailed arm. The skull-head's momentum carried him into
the beam, and he, too, went to pieces.
ZAAAK -- ZAAAK -- Chunks of my
corner flew everywhere. I trotted down
the hall. Mala
waved at me from the far end, a T-intersection.
Looked like we might do a lot of running. I felt a stitch in my side.
I reached the girl and put another
corner between us and the Undying Legion.
"Where is everybody?" I
gasped.
We shot through hanging curtains and
found another hallway. Mala skidded to a halt by a turret-type projection. She jumped in and looked out a window.
"They fight in the courtyard,
my Lord!"
I crowded up and scanned the
flagstones. Dragons and even more
unlikely creatures fluttered to a landing, and Stooges and skull-heads
dismounted. Only three or four carried
ray-guns, but even the least of Tyrk's soldiers had
an ax or mace made of contained energy.
"Let us see if the Undying
Legion is truly undying!" yelled a human voice.
"Strike! For the Realm! For Starwolf!"
cried another.
A half-dozen crossbow bolts whipped
across the courtyard. A white-eye fell
with a thick shaft sprouting from his chest.
A skull snapped off a neck with the crack of a stepped-on twig.
Now the ragged home-guard charged, thirty or so warriors with more mundane
blades. Only a couple
were winged by ray-guns before they engaged the enemy.
"I'm glad we weren't totally
defenseless," I said.
Mala
looked up and screamed.
A skull-head sailed at us atop some
shaggy beast, so close I stared down his double-barreled ray-gun as if into
binoculars.
I slapped the girl back out of the
turret just as the skeleton warrior fired.
The floor shuddered beneath me, and I found myself precipitating down to
the courtyard with a ton or two of mortar, rock, and lumber.
The landing didn't hurt as much as I
expected. The roof of the cupola dropped
over me like an umbrella, shielding me from most of the rubble. My head cleared after a moment. I peered through a crack, like a turtle
checking for danger.
Legs of men and
dragons. Shadows
rippling over flagstones. With a
groan, a Realmite flopped down into view. He had a wicked wound across the face. No blood; he had been cauterized as he'd been
sliced, by one of those fire-swords.
I groaned. How could I live with myself if I just lay
here and did nothing?
Dammit, it's daytime. And I'm missing
something important!
I cupped my hand over the empty ache
in my chest. I heard a thunderous
flapping. Something swung down from the
wild blue yonder, like a guy rope hanging from a balloon, only thick and
muscular. It was the long, snakelike
tail of some flying creature. It snapped
at a hippy-haired Realmite, who dodged out of the
way.
It swung on at me, and I had no
place to go. The cupola split right in
two, revealing yours truly like the greasy innards of a clam. I cinched the hood of my cloak tighter,
wishing for sunglasses and Coppertone.
My eyes burned and my vision blurred, even though I faced away from the
sun.
A shadow floated over me. That was better.
*Look up, worm! I want you to see Azif's
blade fall!*
Or not. I rolled away, trying to dodge the blow, but
I moved as slowly as a kid sent to the principal's office. I grimaced, anticipating the blow.
ZAAAK
Something exploded. The jawless skull of my would-be executioner
clattered on the flagstones. The body
collapsed next to it. What?
"Lord Hannibal!"
I shaded my eyes and glanced
up. Mala waved
from the gaping hole where the turret once hung. She held the ray-gun I'd taken -- and
dropped.
"Catch!"
She tossed the gun. I struggled up, cupped my hands, and caught
it.
"You're a sweetheart!" I
yelled.
I turned to the melee. The Realmites were
well mixed with Tyrk's goons. I decided to take out the tyrant's air
support.
ZAAAK -- ZAAAK -- Damn, the sun was
so bright! I couldn't even aim.
A shriveled green thing with broad
wasp-wings soared at me. Empty
eye-sockets glared, naked horse teeth grinned.
The thing was an equine version of the Undying Ones. I zapped it, and it veered aside with its
skull-head rider.
I bit my lip as I scanned the
clouds. It bothered me that Tyrk had the leisure time to create undead horses.
Something else banked in around the
corner of the castle. This skull-head
rode a lion, shaggy mane and all, but with wide bird wings sprouting out of its
shoulders and an incongruous reptilian tail, like a python's. That scaly appendage was what had brought me
out of my shell, or cupola, rather.
I fired, and the flyin'
lion roared in pain. It glared and
angled my way. I didn't know if its
rider ordered it, or if it was just pissed.
I swung the ray-gun to follow it -- and I turned right into the lowering
sun.
"Aaaaugh!" I yelled.
I fired wildly and ducked. I heard a whoop
I guessed was the python-tail. I braced
for more pain, but someone grabbed me by the scruff of the neck and yanked me
half out of my boots.
"Beware, man!" cried a
deep voice. "Distraction means
death!"
My rescuer tossed me aside. I banged my knees and elbows on the
flagstones. The hood of my cloak slid
off. I felt like a microwave burrito.
"Damn! Damn!" I hissed.
I snatched the hood back up. With both hands, which meant I dropped the
ray-gun again.
A shadow fell over me. I heard a snort.
"It's true, then. You cannot stand the sunlight."
"Jeez, did they have to tell
everybody?"
I blinked, able to focus at
last. The speaker handed me the ray-gun
butt-first. The Stooges weren't likely
to give that back.
I took it, and now I was offered a
hand in a hairy black glove. I grabbed
that, too, and I realized -- there was no glove.
Another yank and I stood face to
muzzle with a huge, coal-black feline the people of Wakanda
could only dream about. Not the flyin' lion, but the panther-man I'd seen in days
past. Iggriz? Zigra?
"Uh -- thanks," I gasped.
"Thanks do not skin the Yttragg," snarled the panther. He was Bagheera,
for now. "Can you fight, or will
you shrivel like a slug?"
Things happened a helluva lot faster than it takes to write. As Baggy asked his question, a white-eye who
looked like a possessed Alice Cooper saw that the cat's back was turned.
"Watch it!" I yelled.
I put everything into shoving Bagheera aside. I
glimpsed bared teeth, then he was gone, and
Except it wasn't ice, but energy
held in a force-field. I caught the
handle below the double-edged head as
I rolled to my feet with the
force-axe, the stitch in my side reaching down my leg and up my neck by
now. I dropped hard on my knee and
grabbed my ray-gun for good measure.
Baggy rose like a puff of smoke,
glaring at me. I had enough of the bared
teeth from Wolfie, so I stayed unimpressed. He was unarmed, not counting teeth and claws,
so I held out the force-axe.
"I'm fightin'."
The panther-man grabbed the axe
roughly.
"Then follow, if you can,"
said Baggy.
He padded off liquidly toward the
main entrance of the castle. I chugged
along in his wake. I'd heard of the
phantom pain amputees felt, but I was suffering the world's first phantom heart
attack. I refused to let it slow me,
though. Bagheera
here had rubbed me the wrong way, and I had to prove I wasn't a wimp.
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
A GREAT FALL
"Woof!"
An ache spread out from John
Jameson's solar plexus despite his green armor.
He was glad to encounter the jutting boulder, however; there was nothing
else to break his fall for kilometers.
He clawed wildly for a more stable
position. He smelled something like
rotten potatoes and dandelions; absurdly, a weed growing in a dirt-filled niche
loomed immensely in his sight. He aimed
for the weed, a goal, a purpose, until he scrambled to the top of the pinnacle
and crouched there like a lynx.
The dandelion-weed was much smaller
than it looked.
Laughter boomed from above.
"You are the mighty Stargod?" asked the warrior of the charred visage,
clambering apelike down the face of the asteroid. "Clinging to a rock
like a little zerrif-kit?"
John gritted his teeth. A noise like an idling truck vibrated in his
throat.
[I may be no god, ugly, but I'm more
than enough to handle you!]
He could have waited for the warrior
to descend. He didn't want to.
He climbed now, clawed fingers finding holds or splitting their own
fissures in the black rock.
The stationary asteroid ahead loomed
ever larger. Another
reason to hurry this confrontation.
The burly warrior grabbed a thick
root in one hand and leaned well away from the cliffside. His smile lacked several teeth.
"I hope you prove more of a
challenge than your friend King, beast," he yelled. "Ah!
You should have seen the look on his face as I ripped the throbbing
heart from his chest!"
Starwolf
growled as he crept closer.
[You're goading me into doing
something reckless,] he observed. [Well,
Crusty -- you succeeded.]
He sprang, crazily, from his
precarious hold. He sailed three meters
up, four over. The beard-fringed grin
shrank to an uncertain pucker.
Starwolf
clamped his arms around Atoosh's waist; the warrior
was fat as a hippo. He bit Atoosh's side, but he sensed only layers of metal and
padding between his jaws.
"Reckless? Aye!"
A massive arm, like two linked beer
kegs, caught his head. John clawed at
the arm, his skull feeling like a pecan in a nutcracker. A rank smell of sweat and corpses -- and a
background whiff of Tyrk -- filled his nose. The warrior released the root, and they both
skidded several meters, finally hitting a crescent-moon of a ledge.
"But Atoosh
is no strategist, beast! He comes -- he
strikes! That is all!"
The pressure on Starwolf's
skull vanished. Then, however, Atoosh’s thick fingers kneaded up a handful of his
ruff. Skin pulled back painfully from
the edges of his eyes and mouth. And now
that pain above his rear again, as the huge warrior seized his tail.
"Simpler to hurl you to your
death -- but I would rather do this!"
Atoosh
swung him around in a wide arc. The sky
blurred for a second, then John’s snout cracked
against a limestone wall. Atoosh swung back again and gave him another bum's rush
straight into the face of the cliff.
"Whuff!"
The warrior released the nape of his
neck. John's chin hit the ledge, but his
rear still humped high. The root of his
tail ached as Atoosh dragged him by that appendage. John
clawed haplessly at the shelf of rock.
Then Atoosh
swung him around like a pillow at a slumber party. He did not even have time to feel dizzy
before his snout and groin and knees cracked painfully against spiky quartz
deposits.
[#$&*!! --
Enough!]
He glimpsed the round laughing
face. He kicked. His claws plowed scarlet furrows into Atoosh's unburnt cheek.
[And I used to complain about Kris'
toenails!]
The warrior dropped him, but John
caught the lip of the ledge easily. He chinned
himself up and found the warrior’s telephone-pole-thick leg only centimeters
away.
[Think I'll take a lesson from Aunt
Belle's
He sank his fangs into Atoosh's ankle, smelling dragon leather, soil, crushed
insects and the stink of Tyrk's castle. He released and dodged a Christmas ham of a
fist.
Darkness expanded across the face of
the mountain like the earth seen from shuttle orbit. The asteroid-ship was moments away from
impacting its unmanned twin. He
scrambled up the rocks like a squirrel.
He had to climb back in the window!
"So -- you bite and flee like a
cold-blooded viper!" boomed the hoary warrior.
Tyrk’s
henchman grabbed Starwolf’s ankle beartrap-hard. The lycanthrope sank his claws deep into a
fissure. Atoosh
did not merely tug -- he seized John's foot in both hands and hung with his
full weight. The fur on the back of
John's head prickled, as if the second flying mountain already brushed it.
[Not far from it -- this idiot will
get us both crushed!]
The ledge crumbled away beneath his
fingers. Vertigo for a second, and once
more he hung upside-down. Atoosh held John with his left hand only. He pulled a long dagger from a scabbard with
his right.
"I believe I'll skin you alive,
dog, and send you naked and mewling back to your followers!"
John heard the thrusters pushing the
air-mountain now, the sound rippling up from behind and echoing off the face of
the second asteroid. That, and the
threatened knife, shifted his mind into overdrive. What to do?
Suspended as he was, the thick
"V" of Atoosh's legs wavered before him.
[I don't want to do this.]
Wind rushed over him, currents
forced through the narrowing fissure. Starwolf slapped his hairy paws on Atoosh's
thighs. He pulled his face up to the
warrior's crotch and bit.
Atoosh let
out a high-pitched yell. A
fishy/vinegary/sweaty taste filled John's mouth and nose. The warrior dropped him. For the moment, only his teeth in Atoosh's groin kept him from plummeting three kilometers.
[This is not how I want to be
remembered.]
He released and felt the giddiness
of free-fall. He glimpsed a shelf of pumicelike rock and braced himself. His arms and legs absorbed the impact.
[No time to climb! Maybe if I crawl under --]
KRUMP! as
the twin piledrivers of dragon-hide boots slammed him
into the ledge. John's breath spewed out
as if from a punctured balloon. Then the
ledge crumbled and dropped, werewolf, warrior, and all, onto yet a lower
outcropping. Atoosh's
weight slammed down into his back again.
"And they call my manner of
fighting crude!" yelled Atoosh, a tension
surrounding his words like rubber bands around newspapers. "You like to bite, cur? Very well!"
Atoosh
seized John's wolfish muzzle and pulled up.
He sensed a massive presence near his left ear and smelled fetid breath,
like the garbage-bin behind a Red Lobster.
Then came crushing pressure on the nape of his furry
neck. The warrior bit him.
[I don't believe this guy!]
He punched, awkwardly, over his own
shoulder. His blows were
ineffectual. He spied an eggplant-sized
chunk of pumice from the crumbled ledge above.
He grabbed it and brought it up against Atoosh's
face with enough force to shatter the rock.
"Arrgh! Treacherous beast!"
The warrior stumbled back. Darkness surrounded them, save for a strip of
blue above and green below.
[Too late! Only one way to avoid the
Clashing Rocks!]
He slipped over the edge of the
shelf like a diving seal. The unpolluted
air of the Other Realm spilled up around him as he dropped out of the crack
between the asteroids.
"I'll have your hide as my
standard and your tail as my banner!" echoed Atoosh's
voice. "I'll --"
A tooth-rattling DAK-KOOOOM cut the
warrior off in mid-threat. Clouds of
gray dust and black rock spewed from the now-closed fissure.
[So much for Pretty Boy,] thought
John Jameson. He shifted one arm and one
leg and flipped over. Now he dove muzzle-first toward the ground. [But I'm going to be a wolf-skin rug in a
minute . . .]
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